Lord Fellatio Nelson

I believe she was an original Russ Meyer 'starlet'. I also believe that she did, at one stage, have breast cancer. I believe the above is correct but it might not be as it all came out the top of me 'ead.

There have been rumours about a military take over for a few days now.

People need to be calming down with a cup of tea and a muffin.

Sarky git.

We already have inflation. We are already in recession. Aside from that, there are only two ways out of the shit, higher taxes or higher borrowing. Any Political party in power would be confronted with the same issues. Windfall taxes? Would not touch the sides, and the profits earned by certain companies have been made globally, not just in the UK. Even if we invoked it, we would still have to borrow. Labour would have to borrow, Lib Dems would have to borrow and the SNP have had the begging bowl out demanding more money from Westminster. Truss is taking a massive gamble, allow people to keep more of their money and they might start spending. If they start spending then retail MAY start to perk up, manufacturing MAY be able to up production, blah, de blah. Business have two fundamental ways of expanding, plough profits back into the business to grow it to make more profit or borrow the money/bring investment into the business to grow it, make a profit, pay back the debt, with interest and go forwards from there keeping all the profit. That is a simplistic argument for Truss to borrow more, invest it and hope that what she is investing in, us, will kick start the economy by spending it. Aside from that, lower taxes may bring in investment from outside the country and may spark investment from industry within. It's a massive gamble but, fucking hell, nobody has got all the answers to this one, we are heading into a global recession, Europe is in the shit and there is no easy way out, no matter who is in full charge. Define 'professional government' as I had no idea that we had anybody, from any side of the house, that is 'professional.

It's already gone, it's why they are borrowing multiple billions.

Stop spoiling my fun!!!!!!

Yeah but they can always jump up and down on them to push them down a bit further to make more space, like you do with bins, eh.

Wiki says that it was ovarian cancer that killed her?

Anybody got a gun I can borrow?

Prove that they are 'way off' or shut the fuck up.

Quite powerful, that.

A lot of demonstrations taking place there, the death of that young girl at the hands of the Iranian 'morality police' has not gone down well. Maybe the stress of it all will hasten the demise of the old cunt.

Tbf, they are the presenters and they SHOULD know who the fuck she is, it"s their job to. The fact that she is fucking useless has bugger all to do with it. Seems strange how, here, we take a far greater interest in overseas politics and politicians but certain countries are utterly insular and have little idea or care what goes on outside of their own borders...or summat.

With all of the shit surrounding him it would be surprising if anybody wanted to work with him again or any film studio stump up the money for one of his projects. I'd take a stab at him being forced to retire.

He got deported last week. As soon as she carked it, that was it for him, no more friends in high places.

Didn't you know that it was 'Talk like a pirate's day today? Due to heath and safety reasons they were unable to have a parrot perched on their shoulder, that's all.

I wonder if they will put Biden in a seat near the toilets?

I shall sleep soundly tonight, you learn something every day!

There is no 'normal' on here. You will have no say in whether you stay or go so, yeah, laugh away.

It is a film director kind of thing, ya know, deeply flawed genius or summat. Please see Allen, Polanski etc.

Well, tbf, you will be here for as long as you are tolerated then you will be fucked off only for you to return as a new user, as you do. Until then.....

The Queens stud is at Sandringham. It, I suspect, will be run as an ongoing business as it is pretty successful. I doubt very much that the Royal Silks will be worn by a Jockey on a Sandringham bred horse in the foreseeable future.

Can't wait.....

Good to see Phil and Holly getting bollocked for jumping the queue to see her Maj, laying there, all vulnerable.....giving me the right fuckin 'orn.... Piers Morgan, apparently ripped Isabel Oakeshott and MP's for jumping the queue. I'd be commending Beckham for queuing for hours if he wasn't a publicity seeking cunt.