Lord Fellatio Nelson

Evonne Goolagong?

Aye, just like us. We have stable forum names and in real life we have posh normal names like Dick Jockstrap or summat.

https://www.theargus.co.uk/announcements/deaths/deaths/15146678.Roger_Welch/ Is this , I mean, real??? Are you pulling my chain, was it really her brother?

Why does that not surprise me.

Not if you believe in reincarnation.

I agree with you.

He is clean shaven Toastie. Let yer juices flow!!!

No. He looked a tad uncomfortable once he had been spied. It was best to leave him be or summat.

On a train today heading back to Nice from Monaco and who should be sitting a few rows away from me? Twas the actor John Dutine. He clocked me clocking him and he knew that he had been rumbled. Looked rather red around the face, did John. Watch this space.

Yes, I can vaguely remember something pertaining to his death, Handy. However, as i cannot even remember starting my own threads, take that with a pinch of salt.

Has this been done before? If it has, merge it, delete it, fuck it etc. Anybody remember Nanette Newman? Wife of Bryan Forbes and mother of Emma Forbes, she was pretty prominent on our screens decades back as an actress and 'celebrity cook' long before celebrities cooked, or summat. She always carried an air of 'the eternal virgin' about her, so much so that she would make Ann Widdecombe look like a cock hungry, sex crazed whore. One minute she was there and the next, gone...... She is now 85 so, as that much missed legend of the oche, Sid Waddell may have said ' She will NOT be making one of the greatest comebacks since Lazarus'. What is she doing now? Any news? Any possibility of a pick? Any others long forgotten and now ripe for a deadpool pick?

Fuck me. I had a feeling it had been done before

Yes, yes it is, isn't it.

Well, as we know MSC, people are full of hidden surprises, aren't they.

I suppose it would be too much to hope that the cut was around the throat area.

Fast move there Bib, fast move!

The way things are going, we will end up like Italy with coalition governments that collapse every five mins.

Oh no, the Poles won't be voting for them.

I have no 'stellar standards' as you call it. What I can do, however, is call you out for being one of the most smug, self absorbed pricks ever to to post 'edgy' on this forum. I will visit as often or as little as I choose to, I really do not need advice from a 3rd rate Billericay Dicky, if you do actually do come from such a crap hole. If you wasn't so far up your own arse hole you would have got Thatcher to help pull you out of the hole you dug for yourself instead of trying to talk yourself out of it and failing miserably. He is way smarter than you, most people are, I suspect.

Fucking hell, an intelligent and reasoned post. You need to visit more often.

This is a job for the oompah loompahs! They need to get him to the juicing machine pronto, they saved Violet Beauregarde, they can save him!!!

Honestly, I would rather shit into my hands and clap like a lunatic than vote for anybody on the green party. Infact, when I am the World leader and dictator, I am going to round all of those monkey c**ts up and banish them to Clacton. Obviously this would be after I got advice from Trump on how to build a wall big enough to stop the bastards from getting out.

You are a prick. My point was that racism alone is not a reason in itself to justify why sections within our society are failing and failing badly. I have also stated that living in poverty will also not be a reason alone as to why we have the issues we have. I have given examples regarding other members of our society that will also have faced racism, prejudice and disadvantages but have still forged forwards in life. I spent the most formative years of my life with friends who were from all religions and backgrounds, I went to schools that were more representative of the UN than North London and come from Eastern European Jewish stock who came into the UK, with many others, and had to start from scratch. My great Grandparents could not even speak English when they arrived so were doubly disadvantaged. I am no racist. Cunt My 'point' is that unless we address the issues surrounding shit parenting, shit schooling ( it is the easy option to expel kids out of the system) and deal with the sheer inertia by whole swathes of communities that want every thing brought to them because they feel it is pointless getting out there and doing something then we are fucked. Racism has never gone away, that is separate to what is happening in London, there is a core issue with a core section of the public. They have not had it much worse than others in a similar situation, the gang culture has grown and it has become very lucrative. Fuck off.