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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    Honestly, I would rather shit into my hands and clap like a lunatic than vote for anybody on the green party. Infact, when I am the World leader and dictator, I am going to round all of those monkey c**ts up and banish them to Clacton. Obviously this would be after I got advice from Trump on how to build a wall big enough to stop the bastards from getting out.
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    Conspiracy Theories

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    WTF is happening in London?

    You are a prick. My point was that racism alone is not a reason in itself to justify why sections within our society are failing and failing badly. I have also stated that living in poverty will also not be a reason alone as to why we have the issues we have. I have given examples regarding other members of our society that will also have faced racism, prejudice and disadvantages but have still forged forwards in life. I spent the most formative years of my life with friends who were from all religions and backgrounds, I went to schools that were more representative of the UN than North London and come from Eastern European Jewish stock who came into the UK, with many others, and had to start from scratch. My great Grandparents could not even speak English when they arrived so were doubly disadvantaged. I am no racist. Cunt My 'point' is that unless we address the issues surrounding shit parenting, shit schooling ( it is the easy option to expel kids out of the system) and deal with the sheer inertia by whole swathes of communities that want every thing brought to them because they feel it is pointless getting out there and doing something then we are fucked. Racism has never gone away, that is separate to what is happening in London, there is a core issue with a core section of the public. They have not had it much worse than others in a similar situation, the gang culture has grown and it has become very lucrative. Fuck off.
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    WTF is happening in London?

    It is a brilliant City if you stick to the places that the tourist board prefers you to go. Last year I went and had a brilliant time at Shakespeares Globe, the Tower of London and other places. I may well have been born there, lived there and visited the usual haunts many times but London is still magical and it absolutely shits all over Paris for friendly service alone. It's just a shed load of other parts of the city that have become utter gash. Mind you, having had the shit kicked out of me on the hills of Ally Pally in around 1975 I can confirm that London was still a den of violence even then. It's part of the reason my parents got off of their arses and moved us all out to Essex, which was, at the time, a paradise.
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    WTF is happening in London?

    It is not changing the subject, it is integral to understanding the core issues pertaining to the crime epidemic this thread is about. As a point of fact, 99% of Ugandan asians that fled Amin ended up cleaning floors and doing triple shifts in factories to make ends meet. There ultimate success was down to sheer hard work and determination to better themselves. Even the Jewish refugees ended up here with just the clothes they were wearing, you seem at assume that they all just migrated over and took up civil servant jobs with the ministry or something. Systematic disadvantage, as you call it, can be overcome, it has been done a zillion times over. There has been such disadvantages in our modern society for way longer than you, me or previous generations of our families have existed. My great grandparents were immigrants into this country at the turn of the last century. They had to live in the slums of East London without any of the safety nets we take for granted now. Maybe they succeeded because they were white working class Jews.. I've said my bit. That is all.
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    Fort William Football Club

    Shit on the pitch before the kick off. Shit on the pitch after the kick off.
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    Fort William Football Club

    Mentioned it? We have now seen the pics.
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    WTF is happening in London?

    As per usual you have scooted over the salient points because, in your own mind, statistical data is where it's at for the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth' and all that shizzle. My post was clear about Police finding in London, it is KHANS responsibility, not the rest of the UKs. If you want a Mayor then you have to go the whole hog and not cherry pick the bits you want and get rid of the bits you do not. Khan has lumbered the taxpayers of London with a small country's worth of debt because he has subsidised TFL, its fares and its rail projects. He can do that but he cannot put even more money into law enforcement? That was the point that went over your head ( much does) he has authority over one of the most powerful and richest cities on earth and he has powers beyond the average council, way beyond. He is, to all intents and purposes, King of his Kingdom or summat. If London needs more funding for Police it can just fuck off and get it from Londoners and people that frequent the place. I do neither and I do not want a ha'penny of my taxes going to fund any square meter of it. Youth crime? Poverty? It was like Scarman never donned the cape and cut a swathe through Brixton, Broadwater Farm and all of those other places of abject poverty and rioting that happened all that time ago, probably when your mum was a young girl. The money was poured into solving the issues yet here we are decades later and it is worse than ever. Lets balance that with the citizens of the India sub continent and give a special mention to those Ugandan Asians who were kicked out of Uganda back in, around 1971. Most, if not all arrived here without a pot to piss in yet, within a decade became home owners, business owners and had children who were high achievers. They too lived in the shittiest areas, went to the shittiest schools and suffered discrimination in the workplace, the streets and racism that was epic and staggering at the same time. Somewhat a different turn out, eh? Stick to your stats, they bring you comfort, I prefer to stick to the realities.
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    The Dead of 2019

    He has done bloody well then!
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    The Dead of 2019

    Nicky Henson is still around and 73.
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    The Dead of 2019

    It's probably already been answered but, as I'm too lazy to check, how many 'foes of Fawlty' are still alive?
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    WTF is happening in London?

    Yes they do. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-47252505 In the mean time. https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/oct/26/tfl-to-borrow-350m-after-crossrail-delay-drives-it-into-the-red Yes, the Tories are a bunch of cunts, a lack of Police is a nationwide issue but, unlike the rest of the UK, or 98.2% of it, London has riches that are being spunked away by a tin pot twat who spends more time massaging his profile than actually doing what he was put in office to do, run London like a fucking pro. As for the 'annihilation of funding for youth and outreach projects, exactly what the fuck do you think Londons yoof was doing decades ago and long before that when there was absolutely fuck all funding available in whole swathes of the city and as much poverty as there is now? 'Community leaders' 'youth leaders' bull shitters and crap parenting, whatever the scenario, throwing money at the youth is not going to solve the problems that are so entrenched in areas of our society not even a bomb will shift it. Poor housing? I lived in one, privately rented, couldn't get a Council house for love nor money so had to make do with handmade quilts packed with old clothes to keep us warm in the winter when ice used to form on the insides of our windows. Don't tell me about how a lack of Police, no yoof clubs and ' not being able to reach out to those unfortunate souls' is integral to a surge in murder and mayhem on the streets because it is not. Inequality? Yeah, thats got so much worse.. It's drugs. Who the fuck is going to work for a minimum wage when they can earn £10K a week shipping coke around middle England using kids. For somebody who is clearly intelligent, you talk the same kind of shit that is spewed by folk who think they fully get it, can feel it but have never lived it. Just like Jeremy, actually.
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    Jane Fonda - Controversial Princess of a Hollywood Dynasty

    That might be because she has spent a shit load of money on plastic surgery and has had the money to have afforded the best health care, food, lifestyle and, probably, a personal trainer for the last 20 years. This is another example of celebrities going under the knife umpteen times to present an image that 99% of people in REAL LIFE cannot get close to but have the 'oh she looks fab!!! bollocks rammed down their throats to the point where some actually start to believe that something is wrong with them.
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    WTF is happening in London?

    If I am honest, what happens in London can stay there, I give not a shit. I am not convinced that the 'liberals' voted Khan in, it is one of the most multi cultural cities on Planet Earth so, I would expect, his support came from various sections of London society. I do agree that he is a posturing little prick who has his priorities totally skewed but, again, the folk of London voted him in and they can suffer the consequences. He may well be able to find extra funds had he not thrown every spare ha'penny and the kitchen sink into TFL, something that is heavily subsidised even though passenger numbers have fallen. London is one of the richest cities in the world, Khan can find the money from within the city and not from the taxpayers residing outside of it. Ultimately, we understand who is most likely to be carrying knives and who will be the victims. We have an understanding that Airports like Stansted have highly trained security teams who are going to check on 84 year old Minnie Biggs from Ilford because she may be a shoe bomber and carry explosive liquids in her colostomy bag. Criminal profiling encompasses all because to do otherwise is....well lets leave it there. It's all fucking pointless, actually.
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    WTF is happening in London?

    Thursday : Somebody will be stabbed Saturday: Some body will be stabbed Tuesday: somebody will be stabbed. Probably. You are going down the path of the 'No shit Sherlock' style of posting. We are perfectly aware of how many people are being stabbed, it's reported here every sodding day.
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    Ask A Deathlister

    I'd message the seller and ask him/her if they could pass on your details to the buyer regarding your interest in the item that you wanted. You could even offer them the option of them giving you the buyers details as opposed to them passing on yours. If they are not arse wipes they should have no issue contacting their buyer to give them the opportunity of making a few quid by selling something on to you out of ebay. Win win? Ebay monitor your messages when you use their message facillity. I have heard of people being banned by them for discussing with a seller/buyer the option of continuing with a transaction off site to save on fees.
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    Ask A Deathlister

    I don't think it is, especially with the new fangled data protection act.
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    Football

    His tenure at Aberdeen was more impressive to me. All his greatest achievements were with one of the if not THE biggest club in World Football. In context, Mourinho has won league titles in more European leagues than Ferguson, Champions league trophies with different clubs from different countries, domestic trophies in other leagues and will, probably, end up at PSG where he will win another league title. Guardiola has already won league titles in three different European leagues as well as a Champions league trophy. Brian Clough won the the old European cup twice with a club that was as unfashionable as could be and also won the league with them as well as that other English club giant.....Derby County. Ferguson was a brilliant manager, agreed, but in the great scheme of things, he did all of his coaching in the UK, his domestic trophies were won with a club that stood head and shoulders above all others, at that time, and his European exploits were as much about luck as it was about being the best team in the tournaments. In the modern game, as far as I'm concerned, Mourinho will take some beating, love him or hate him, he walked the walk and talked the talk across Europe.
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    Football

    The greatest PREMIER LEAGUE manager of all time.
  20. https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=Y2DY_1553782203 For Toastie, who is of the same opinion as me, a fucking brilliant film!!!
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    Barbara Windsor

    Fucking hell, in a ward after only dislocating an ankle? Bed blocker!!!!!
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    Football

    So, basically, he will coach the team while perched on the knee of Sir Alex.
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