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  1. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey

    You wait till you are old and you have a load of smarty bollocks telling you that you are destroying their entitlement and that you should fuck off and die to save them all.
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    The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey

    Oh, I dunno. On the campaign trail we were all given the doom and gloom scenario, how everything would go up in price as we would be reverting to the WTO trade tariffs, you know, THAT thing that has caused this whole fucking mess. I am very accepting that the leave vote was fragmented into various reasons but the core problem that has fucked everything up to the utter shit storm we have now has been a Government that decided that they HAD TO negotiate some sort of trade deal when it was clear from the outset that a free trade deal was not part of the leaving process. Everything else, free movement of EU citizens, their rights to remain, how straight bananas had to be and the like were all meant to be negotiated and worked around when May sent out her fuckwitts 'task force team to meet up with the EU representatives, oh, around two years ago, give or take. The Irish backstop issue was not going to be an issue, we made it one, we could easily have said 'No Border' on our side. The End. The shit we are in, and both remain and leave actually agree on something, is due to May who makes John Major look like Winston Churchill. Whatever happens now, the damage has been done, I don't expect anything other than collapsing coalitions for a generation and some. I'm actually glad i'm old Deathers, It's all yours.
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    The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey

    Why? Did you not know?
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    The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey

    Why is it a revolution? I would have thought you would have been running out of socks what with the notion that those cunts heroes of the silent majority who know what is best for us all are doing a great job of stopping the country from leaving the EU.
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    The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey

    What's FAIRLY clear about leave not being the preferred option? It is either completely clear or it is not. Actually, it was very clear that leave was the preferred option, more people voted for it than to remain. That is a fact that you cannot whitewash, as much as you would like to. No, the Government has been a fucking disaster since the result of the vote took place, they have not suddenly become even more shit than before.
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    The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey

    Expect them all to get behind the Brexit Party. For better or worse, Farage is the only horse to back, UKIP, the EDL and the BNP ( do they still exist after Griffins career ending appearance on Question Time?) are unpalatable choices. Even if you are far right scum sucker, you are not going to waste a vote on no hopers.
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    The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey

    She never had any fucking authority!! Where have you been FFS!!!
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    The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey

    Why the fuck would you need to go and march to leave when you already voted to do so and got the majority vote in the referendum? The shat on will bite you on the arse!
  9. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Theresa May

    Sorry , I doubt that she will do a webcam sesh with you.
  10. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    Just hide your money under your mattress.
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    Theresa May

    It's aRse, A R S E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey

    Spermers, there were idiots on both sides. Your reasoning is full of conspiracy shite that carries no weight whatsoever. It is also contradictory and fucking desperate. I am resigned to us remaining in the EU, one way or another, and the rise of the far right who will mop up votes in a way we have only seen in parts of Europe. It's bad now? Wait until the shat on get an opportunity at the ballot box. Chaos will reign.
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    The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey

    |I actually understand why people voted to remain, however, there are so many flaws in your post that I'm not actually sure you know what you are on about as opposed to you thinking you know you are on about. Basically, what a load of bollocks.
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    On a bog door at work.
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    Ideas and Possibilities for 2020

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    Ideas and Possibilities for 2020

    Shaun Ryder looks like shit, I mean SHIT!
  17. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    What Are You Listening To Right Now?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHAbj1pIT4g Fucking hell, just fucking hell.
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    Drunk? Bored?? Psychopath???

    No, you are much worse. You are a massively boring twat.
  19. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    The Dead of 2019

    I used to have them out of the BasVegas Basildon shop. I still prefer a kebab.
  20. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Watched Any Quality Porn Lately?

    It's going to be a shit film.
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    Tony Britton

    Is his agent still alive then?
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    Tony Britton

    It doesn't, that's true, but who really gives a monkeys that he is on TV in a series that was broadcast 40 odd years ago?
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    Fort William Football Club

    Fucking hell, it has to be the worlds smallest social club, surely?
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    Shadow Lists

    So update the list that you have just quoted to show the change. Fucking hell.
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    The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey

    Yeah, I mean, the more I oppose your participation on this forum, the more you are going to stick around like a faecal crust on the arse of a tabby cat. I actually feel for those remainers, life is SO UNFAIR!
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