Lord Fellatio Nelson

The answer may well be that he was not fucking interested in the sodding christening of his great granddaughter. Come to think of it, nor was I.

He is just doing an Ernest Saunders bullshitting exercise. He just hopes that they will release him back into the care of his family.....

Harry is on his way to Japan as we speak. Currently, at a height of 30,000 ft, he is learning the lyrics to 'Turning Japanese' as I type.

Fuck St Patrick.

Anybody got info on Alfred Hitchcocks daughter Patricia? She is 91 this year. Just wondering, like.

Strangely I just had that track on as I drove home tonight. Was he not the first white artiste to be signed up by those Motown folk? A Northern soul legend!

SC may well be a pain in the arse but there is no part of his post that glorifies the death of a child. "People who died" not babies. So much false indignation on a forum that tolerates paedophilia jokes and gets a hard on at the prospect of someones loved one dying because it means points in the bag. Yep, the world is one big fuck up.

Just a normal day in a normal North Norfolk seaside town. Normal for Norfolk.

It won't. I no longer give a fuck.

So they buried her too? Problem solved.

Oh, I saw this. Fucking hysterical.

The sheep may appreciate someone to practice their 'sex learning' on.

It has come to my attention that Phillip Schofield has dual nationality. He is both British and a New Zealander, apparently. What half of him is what has not been specified. This is brilliant news. We can all demand that the UK Government strip him of his British citizenship. He is a smug, talentless ( Gordon the Gopher had all the talent) prick who should be removed from this country IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!

Name them all. Edit: Don't bother. Here is a list of 'climate scientists' who have ventured alternative opinions to the popular one. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_scientists_who_disagree_with_the_scientific_consensus_on_global_warming See, ultimately, the ones that shout the loudest tend to get heard by shouting down all dissenters so any chance of a balanced debate goes out of the window. A familiar tale of the world we now live in.

Some truth in this, cannot be denied. A greater truth is that, much of the areas of the world that have been most affected have also had utterly fucking pointless civil wars, ethnic cleansing and governments that have furnished it's leaders with fabulous riches while the people eat, basically, fuck all. All those billions in aid, the Blue Peter appeals, Oxfam and all that, here we all are, still at square one.

We need to imagine that this fella wasn't really named Keith and came from Dunmow Essex.

The news is reporting that Corbyn was hit by an egg thrown at him while he attended an open day visit to a Mosque in North London. Why the fuck couldn't they have thrown an anvil at the c**t or, at the very least, a club hammer. FFS!!!!

She needs to stop fisting Phil quite so vigorously.

To be fair, weird has been one of the many words that have been attributed to the forum. This must mean he, we and all those that sail in the HMS Deathlist are perfectly normal. It's just everybody else who is batshit mental.

I think it was '''' responses. It is like a mahoosive mountain has been made over a tiny mole hill.

En Passants, I'm guessing.

I think he already claimed that the responses were to what he considered would be the funniest post of the day. There is no inference or otherwise that he was claiming that his post was even mildly amusing. His sarcasm aside, there was nothing in that post to batter him with. All depends how you read it.

She was a favourite of mine. Loved her in the that TV series Soap. :(

She has now got teeth just like the Queen mum used to have. Mellow Yellow, I think.

I'd suggest that when man discovered fire and started burning the odd tree branch...…….. 1750?????? Fucking hell, that's brilliant. What month, day and time? https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2016/mar/03/more-than-half-a-million-could-die-as-climate-change-impacts-diet-report Here you go, read that from three years ago then go and read just about every other article that has been written over the last 20 years about how climate change is going to kill 500,000, 1 million, 124 million, 3 billion yada yada. Fossil fuels have contributed to global warming but are not the sole cause. Incredibly, we are all living longer than we did 100 years ago yet pollution is worse than ever. Too much bollocks. I'm not even sure why you are posting all of that, you embrace, hey, even WELCOME death like a friend. Cut out the middle man, top yourself now, job done!!