Lord Fellatio Nelson

''....a short time....'' That's hedging your bets innit. Basically the Prof has not a fucking clue as to how long it will actually take for 5 billion people to die under the current ''we are all going to die from Global warming'' mantra. Vague at best. Look at it another way, apparently, 2 births to one death is the ratio of life to death currently. That is the problem. Over population. All those smart arsed kids going on strike and protesting that the grown ups are destroying the Planet? Course they are, they are knocking out more babies than you can shake a stick at, all have to use the Planets natural resources to live. Gotta eat, have somewhere to live etc, etc. I do wonder, had there been a hand count, how many of those Yoofs would have volunteered to be sterilised/vasectomised to do their bit for the future by NOT having more kids to flood the Earth with. Not fucking many, I bet. Global warming is happening and the speed of it is being blamed on human activity only. That is based on statistical data that cannot possibly have been reliably harvested from the Planet that is over 4 BILLION years old and man, as we know it, has only been reasonably stupid on it for a piddling 200,000 years, or thereabouts. There may be a whole plethora of reasons for Global warming and, I would agree, human activity has not helped but, honestly, who the fuck do we think we are? Do we really think we are so powerful that we can control the Planets life cycle? Earth only exists at the whim of the Sun. The legend of King Canute all over again.

Got four regulars in my garden. They make Johnny Vegas look like he needs a good meal. I'm considering a pie.....

Saying the 'wrong things' on this site is positively encouraged. Now, Michael Jackson. Did he spit or swallow?

So, basically, the EU will just offer us any shit deal they want, we then reject it and the EU says that it is their final offer. As we will now not leave without a deal we then end up staying in limbo with us paying those tossers billions a year ( as we have not actually left) and no right to vote on anything within the remit of EU business because, as the EU have pointed out already, we are leaving so we cannot have a say on future policy etc. This is brilliant news for them, they get £38 odd billion a year for ever and ever and we remain in a straitjacket.

No shit sherlock. What next? Dead Polar bears in Toxteth? Starving Penguins in Lewisham? It's global warming innit, i mean, it's the hottest February on record. David Attenborough will be flying in shortly to tell us all off.

In all fairness the man is a cunt. While i am happy to accept that the beeb are full of shit and are following their own agenda having old Thommo calling them out is a bit like Glitter pointing the finger at Rolf Harris. The reality is that we are all being fucked over. We just don't need a racist twat to state the obvious.

Tom Hiddlestone. Touted as the next James Bond but just as likely to be a contestant in this years Mr Punyverse or summat. Wasn't he the chap who couldn't pull the skin off a rice pudding but managed to get rid of soap scum and the like with new and improved Flash? I could have sworn it was him in that advert.

Strangely, all those MPs who have fucked off and gone all independent have decided that all those messages of support they have been getting is quite enough to prove that they do not need to have a peoples vote in their constituencies on whether they should still be their MP. I mean, the people voted for them, it mattered not a fuck which party they were representing, right? That is beyond cuntish. They are true scum suckers.

Brilliant idea...………

Had to edit that Toastie, for all the right reasons, as I'm sure you will understand.

Olivia Coleman. Local news is all over her like a fucking rash, Norfolk born and bred as she is. I have to draw the line at the 'local girl from Holt has done good' shite when the local girl is a privately educated, ex Cambridge tutored middle class lass who really isn't one of 'us' at all. It is highly unlikely that she had a Saturday job at Primark in Fakenham or summat.

I'm finding myself listening to Radio 4 and local BBC radio in the mornings such is the utter gash that is on elsewhere. Nice to see the Beeb give Zoe Ball the breakfast gig. Tick the box, fuck the talent.

Anybody else mentally substitute his name for 'shag a lesbian? No? Oh, ok, just me then.

Looks like that subscription to Slimming World has done the old c*nt no harm at all.

Yeah, that was pretty much it. I remember the days of Young, John Dunn and the like and it was Al Martino and baking scones. Then it moved on, in a good way. It's real bollocks, it has been proven that the biggest buyers of music have been over 40 but we are seen as irrelevant, fuck, it seems to be a theme in life at the mo, everything is our fault, we are destroying the planet, leaving the young nothing and, and ,and... It's all gone a bit rotten.

Music. A recent report stated ( it was denied) that Radio 2 was going to move away from anything that was made before the 80s. My local radio station has a golden shower hour which barely gets outside of the 90s onwards. Music was obviously shit in the decades before...... We still have classical music stations. Nobody listens to Radio 1. Work that lot out.

Vince Cable Biggest fucking joke of all.

Doesn't work here. We call it petrol.

I know where all the CCTV cameras are at my workplace. Just saying, like...….

Yeah but, on your past form, anybody who is over 30 should be cremated, right? Burn the old fucker and all the rest of us geriatrics so we can leave the planet to you and all the other young things to fuck up when you get to the age we are now. Come on Deathers, it's tempting, right?

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/brexit/brexit-poland-breaks-ranks-from-other-eu-countries-to-suggest-time-limit-on-irish-backstop-to-satisfy-tory-rebels/ar-BBSxd60?MSCC=1548100533&ocid=spartandhp

https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=sFf0x_1548095763 A disgruntled Scouser wrecks a new Travelodge because he is owed £600. I'm amazed nobody ran up to him and shouted ''calm down, calm down!!!!!!

It fucks me off every time I see her name jumping out at me on the forum thread. I cannot help but mentally note her name as either Douglas Bader or Bader Meinhoff ( ok, so its Andreas Baader and Ulrika Meinhoff ) etc. Annoying!!!

I've had to wheelspin out of that junction many times tbf, it is a fucking horrible junction. The real question, however, is whether the debris actually came from his car or the Kia or could it have been shite from a previous accident(s) Maybe I ought to pop up there and gather as much crap as I can and do a 'buy it now' on flea bay before the flea bay morality Police pull it. I have a mortgage that could do with paying off.

No, no you don't get it, you silly sausage. Those millions were taken out of Zimbabwe and put somewhere where only his wife, her lover and family can get at it all when he carks it. Shhhhh!!! The 'medical expenses' bollocks is just a smokescreen!!