Lord Fellatio Nelson

Tbf, the webbing between her fingers will take longer to heal.

That's one of your better ones!

Maureen who?

Cancer is funnier. Fuck off.

I didn't watch those either Handy. I liked the cast around her in Happy Valley. I think she is a bit overrated, personally. I'm going to miss Norton in Grantchester, I love that series!

Hypothetical is NOT my favourite word. Cunt is.

I enjoyed Happy Valley. I thought James Norton was brilliant as a psycho nut etc. Each to their own, aye.

Like I said 6 hrs ago. I didn't know a CT scan was a 'precautionary check up' mind you. You learn something every day...…….

He is deffo at the QE hospital being checked over. Edit. If you have ever had a seatbelt go off in a shunt the fucker pulls you into your seat with such force you will be heavily bruised across your chest, let alone sustain other injuries. Bad enough that happening at 27 but 97?? He will know all about it!

He is in the hospital, as i type this........

A common type of accident on the A149. The council are going to put speed cameras up because, obviously, it will reduce the accident rate.

That wasn't really the point he was making. Granted, it was a sovereignty issue but, I suspect, his point is about the thundering silence that came from Brussels over it. They COULD have offered the Spanish and Catalan Governments arbitration, asked Madrid to not jackboot their way to Barcelona but they did nowt really.

On that logic lets fuck London off with them as their citizens voted to remain and its population is bigger ( or thereabouts ) than Scotland and NI combined. Sounds good to me.

I was hoping that the vote would be successful. A general election on top of everything would be brilliant. A Corbyn government would be wonderful. He would bankrupt the country within three years. Fantastic!!

I bet you are an absolute fucking scream at parties.

No she won't. She may well get a bigger obit stateside but 99% of what she has done has been US centric, apart from Golden Girls which was shoved onto Channel 4.

Some wanker standing behind him...

I saw it on Saturday night. I agree with you 100%.

It might work better if he gave up and fucked off. Now I can say that coz I is nasty LFN...

Keep em coming. You may eventually get the attention you desire.

Fuck, i had to translate that before i found it funny!

Did you punch his lights out Toastie?

Discussing my anus with an anus is not my idea of unburdening myself. Thank you.