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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    We heard about that in 2013.
  2. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    Yes but i live in Norfolk and we are two years behind everybody else.
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    I have just discovered that the anagram of Cardiff City manager Neil Warnocks name is.... Colin Wanker.
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    people with colourful names quiz

    Rename this twat Diana Dross. Ta.
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    people with colourful names quiz

    Fucking hell, have we really stooped this low in thread creation??
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    Watched Any Quality Porn Lately?

    Britains most famous Porn actor/Producer/Director and general cock on set, Simon James Honey AKA Ben Dover has been treated for bladder cancer. Maybe he is still being treated for bladder cancer. Just one to bear in mind, like.
  7. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    Today has been utterly shite.
  8. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Conspiracy Theories

    Nah, was an excuse to shut down air traffic over the airport coz there was a UFO hovering around.
  9. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    The World of the Snowflake

    If you have only been banned twice from forums then you haven't tried hard enough. Have a word with Charon, he has been banned from shit loads of forums!
  10. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    38. Harvey Weinstein

    The one i saw pretty much echoed the one you are talking about.
  11. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Watched Any Quality Porn Lately?

    It was.
  12. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Watched Any Quality Porn Lately?

    The only porn worth watching was the old CC stuff from the 70s and the US Swedish Erotica from the mid to late 70s. Some interesting characters came out of that era such as Louise Frevert who became a Danish MP after quitting the porn industry . It was seen as the Golden Age of Porn, which it probably was. Todays stuff is fucking awful, the women are treated as nothing more than cum buckets, much of it is vile and abusive shit and it is just nasty. So there.
  13. Go onto google maps and type in ''gobshites''
  14. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    John McCririck

    I cannot recall McCririck ever having sung Massachusetts. Obviously, he could have done at parties or summat but he probably didn't.
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    38. Harvey Weinstein

    Is this not the doco that has already been transmitted? I saw one a while back that was pretty comprehensive and left nobody in any doubt that he joins the ranks alongside Glitter for his sexual kicks. IIRC, he is not just a physical abuser but a physical and emotional one too. Cunt.
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    Irate Visitors Rage Here, If You Must.

    33 posts in nearly 8 months. Hardly worth your effort trying to get on, is it.
  17. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    What Are You Listening To Right Now?

    Toastie and friends back in her youth.....
  18. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Playmates and centrefolds.

    Well, yes he did! Lets just say she outgrew him and he took exception to it.
  19. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Playmates and centrefolds.

    Sounds like a good idea to me. The Playmate/Centrefold generation was mired in controversy, drug taking, orgies and murder. They probably had a life expectancy lower than the average. I'm thinking back to Dorothy Stratten, one of those most famous of centrefolds, brutally murdered by a boyfriend who could not let go.
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    So .. What Do You Watch On TV?

    Not just a lying twat then, she is a massive cunt too.
  21. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    So .. What Do You Watch On TV?

    Yes!!
  22. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    So .. What Do You Watch On TV?

    Luther on Beeb1. At the beginning of the episodes viewers are advised that it contains scenes of ( extreme) violence. So, why the fuck are utter fuck knuckles complaining?? Wankers!!
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    So .. What Do You Watch On TV?

    Bayern Munich wing back, wasn't he?
  24. Anybody vaguely familiar with the Paul Whelan case? This fella has been arrested by the Russians for spying. Apparently, the British Government are concerned as he is a British citizen even though his only link to the UK is that his parents are/were British. He was born in Canada and moved to the US as a child. What the fuck have we got to do with him???? I've just read that he also has Irish citizenship. So, if all true, he has Canadian, US, British and Irish citizenship. No, he is not a spy, is he...… https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-46757119 Edit: He has no Canadian citizenship, apparently, even though he was born there.
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