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    Presenters

    Fuck, he is still alive????!!!!!!
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    So .. What Do You Watch On TV?

    How strange. She is quoted on the BBCs own website, via an interview as welcoming criticism and alternative points of view , and that's not a quote of hers verbatim. So she is a lying twat then.
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    So .. What Do You Watch On TV?

    Never...…….much Don't get me wrong, I like Dr Who I just don't like this series of preaching, educating, social commentating bollocks. Whittaker has proved she can act but I am seriously disappointed that the writers did not harness that and take the whole thing forwards a tad. She has characterised Who as somebody who could talk the tits off of a herd of cows and have people slashing their wrists because SHE WON'T STOP FUCKING TALKING!!!!!! Wasted, she is. PS: Killing Eve was brilliant and we have Line of Duty back and I can't wait for that.
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    Somewhere Over The Rainbow

    Yes he was. He was arrogant beyond belief and, basically, tried to hold her to ransom by threatening to veto her surgery if she did not do things the way he wanted them done. That is when, IIRC, she went private and had the surgery done.
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    Somewhere Over The Rainbow

    Yes, that Doctor, the one you could hear but never saw? He was a complete monster.
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    Somewhere Over The Rainbow

    I remember watching that doco when it first aired. As for her being a ''pioneer'' you would have to say that April Ashley walked that walk long before her. Ashley is still alive at the age of 83.
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    Good to see the BBC not just reporting the news but giving everybody their opinions on it too.
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    Olivia Newton-John

    If her cancer has spread, primary to secondary, then it is terminal. You don't recover from it.
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    New Here And Just Saying Hello

    Well, obviously not EVERYBODY as that would have concluded that nobody had been stupid enough to vote him in. Mind you, with the alternative as Hilary Clinton it was a choice between a fucktard and a fucktard. No win.
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    New Here And Just Saying Hello

    No Toastie, I meant CarolAnne. RA is a genius, however, in the art of deadpooling!
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    New Here And Just Saying Hello

    Hmmmm. "The Brain" It, sort of, suggests that you are a mega genius and the font of all knowledge. The only DL members on here who come mightily close to fulfilling that criteria are Mary and CA. You are aiming very high
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    New Admin Election

    Leave me out of it. Fuck being an admin, a hiding to nothing!
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    New Here And Just Saying Hello

    See? We are thinking along the same lines...…
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    Madness

    You fucking wait till you get old you little shit bag!!!!
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    Betty Driver Memorial Soapstar Superstar Thread

    ….what, a cock? Again?
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    New Here And Just Saying Hello

    Because it's safer to have those mods never post than have to pick new mods from what's left of us on here. Personally, Charon would make a great mod...…
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    New Here And Just Saying Hello

    Shhhhhh!!!!!! Mustn't talk about having your box always open around here, it could cause a certain member to get all excited. Charon will give you tips on safe use of the internet.
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    Who, on the 2019 List, Would You Most Like to Meet?

    I've always had this notion that James was not quite as engaging and amiable as his public persona suggests.
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    The Osmonds

    Well sod ''Long Haired Lover from Liverpool" that one, right there, is quite an epitaph should it be needed!
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    Long words will not help your case for the defence!!
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    Yeah but its probably oval shaped like a bollock. I'm talking about a REAL football.
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    Betty Driver Memorial Soapstar Superstar Thread

    He would deffo know her as Zelda in the Terrahawks.
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    Thoughts and opinions on the death list 2019

    McCririck is really famous in the UK and DL is a UK forum. You have to accept that the 50 names picked every year are going to be names that the average UK citizen is going to have a degree of familiarity with. Anyway, Paddytwat will be along soon to blame Brexit for that so, if Kier Starmer/Kenneth Clarke/ Richard Branson or similar can get on the DL committee you may see a fully European flavoured list for 2020.....
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    British Character Actors

    Michael Gambon is looking more and more like Sir Les Patterson.
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    Easy. Just quote the post you want to respond to with ''holy fuck!!!!! until the reactions return.
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