Lord Fellatio Nelson

Can anybody ( old) remember that woman, who was born a man, who used to play instruments made out of household things like sinks, bedsteads and kettles by blowing into them. She also used to swing a garden hose ( wiv a funnel on'tend )while blowing into it. A TV variety act that, thankfully, is no more. Anybody?

Charon to Deathsperm?

The Hustler

Tbf, David Icke has already called her and her family out as being a bunch of alien lizards or summat so, yeah, she may well fancy raw liver for dinner.

Oh, I have no doubt that he made unwanted sexual advances towards young males, however, 99.99% of the accusations are unfounded shite . The probability is that most of the accusations amounted to no more than sexual talk and '' suggestions" about what he wanted to do. It is no longer enough to say " piss off or i'll break your neck" oh no, you have to be offended, violated and emotionally damaged for life which can only be alleviated by lots and lots of financial compensation.

Why should he? He has already been accused by people, without any evidence, and convicted by the masses based on said accusations published in the press and discussed in the media and he hasn't even been to trial yet! This is the modern justice systems ' guilty till proven innocent' bollocks. He may well be a lecherous old perv but a jury should decide that, not the tabloids and speculators.

Oh, fuck!

Not prone to be overly emotional though, are they.

Now at my sons. My daughter and her boyfriend, my in laws and my dau in laws parents, son and gaughter are here too. This is not what i wanted for christmas. Big family dos are to me what ebola is to Africa. I am going to have to get through this some how. Next year im fucking off somewhere.

The question could be.. '' Does the multi million pound industry built around trying to find a cure actually WANT to find a cure? I'm just curious as to who will pay the wages of those gainfully employed in the industry ( and all those chuggers relieving grannies of their life savings ) should the day come when somebody comes up with the silver bullet to eliminate cancer. All those charidees, all those chief execs, researchers...…….

ahhhh. As an aside ''Jean'' was also one of the backing dancers to Tracey Ullmans single ''Breakaway'' Full of shit, me , but some of it is useful for a quiz or summat.

AFAIK, that technology is still illegal in the UK?

You will have to educate me. Londons Burning has exactly what to do with it??

The drones stopped because, finally, they used anti drone tech to prevent them from getting them within range of the runways. This is technology used elsewhere, just not over here because we are useless wankers. You just hate everybody.

Good.

The couple who were pulled in as suspects for the drone over Gatwick incidents have now been confirmed as 'no longer suspects' . As is the norm for the British press/legal system, their names, ages, occupations, lifestyles, sexual preferences, pictures and comments by neighbours regarding their views on them have been splashed all over the press, in particular, in the Sundays. Their privacy has been ripped apart for what? They have been pulled in ( on the basis that a disgruntled neighbour didn't like his model plane hobby so put 2 and 2 together and reported him..... ) questioned, had their home ransacked, their whole fucking lives turned upside down and expose for the whole of the UK to see for absolutely fuck all. All of this on the back of another example of why this country is such a bastard joke, 'oh we cannot shoot the drone down, the bullet could ricochet and travel half a mile into the fucking terminal and hit a mother of eight from Gosport between her fanny lips and kill her! Jesus Christ, all we want for Christmas are leaders with balls to make decisions and stop making us all look like a bunch of fucktards.

So, it appears that I do not have prostate cancer. I do, however, have an enlarged prostate which means that I cannot piss like a race horse and there are other assorted symptoms, stuff I have had for fucking years and have done what 99% of men do faced with such things, I've just ignore it all. I have had that many doctors fingers up my arsehole over the last 6 months, I have taken to saying ' Gottle a Gear' every time a finger goes anywhere near my tradesmans entrance. Strangely, when such examinations have taken place, I have been asked beforehand whether I wished to have a chaperone in attendance. Yeah, I'd fucking love the idea of a complete stranger standing there watching my Doc/Consultant shoving his middle finger up my arsehole like he was trying to stuff a Turkey...... Anyway, its medication and, if the fuckers don't work, an op to look forwards to in 2019. Lets see if 2019 starts as 2018 ends, utter wank. Who wants to get old, eh?

The Police discounted the idea of shooting down the drone on the basis that a bullet could ricochet off of it and hit somebody. That seems a ludicrous argument!!

Oh, I see. These kinds of protesters boil my piss. You want to be heard? You want to make a difference? Go and win a by- election or something. Laying in the fucking road just pisses people off to the point that their 'message' does not get heard because nobody wants to hear it, the cunts. Anyway, the army have been called in over the drones, a sledgehammer to crack a walnut, if it actually is just a walnut. The fact that the airport has been in shut down since the early hrs of this morning suggests that something else is going on here. There surely has to be a collective shitting of bricks over this. How difficult would it really be to fly a drone laden with 'combustible' materials straight into an aeroplane taking off and landing. Piss easy judging by how many near misses there have already been. Security has just got even tougher...…..

XR?? As in XR3i XR4i??????

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