Lord Fellatio Nelson

Tell us more Handy!!

So that's two cunts then.

Irrespective of this whole Brexit thing, Anna Soubry is a fucking hysterical harpy , cunt faced, wretched wank headed, pus filled cadaver of a bastard. That's just her good points.

Nah, she isn't related to me.

I'd not go that far. Undertakers can make a corpse look the picture of health with good make up.

Well he has to go for it. Completely painted into a corner now, if he doesn't persue it he is fucked within his party and fucked to his army of supporters who think he only needs to turn up on election day to sweep to power. Next question is how many Labour MPs would side with the government such is their dislike for Corbyn and the whole hijacking of the Labour party. It's warming up nicely!

Donna Summer..................

I reckon January the 23rd...…..

Christ, that is a stretch!! I would have gone for Pam Ayres because she found fame on Opp Knocks, a true variety show of it's time, and she was likely to pop up on variety shows that would have had a stand up, shit dancers, Clodagh Rodgers, Norman Barrett and his performing budgies and a guest compere. Possibly. Edit: fooking hell!!!!!!! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seaside_Special

Well, not now, of course!! As Chaz has said you will probably need to be an old bastard to really get the whole variety performer thing. It really is a TV era that stretched from the late 50s to the late 70s and, maybe, just bled into the early 80s. You didn't miss a thing, most of it was fucking hideous.

I'd say that most of them, apart from the ones I've highlighted are NOT what you would really call variety performers.

Yes he was.

No it isn't, it's a shit hole in Berkshire.

She should have taken some tips from Charon. He can live on fresh air...…..oh, ok, and ciggies and alcohol but you get the idea.

As a tribute to that bastion of sleaze, paragon of tat and salacious gossip, it seems fitting that, due to the unprecedented tittle tattle elswhere here pertaining to who has been groped by who or summat, DL should have its very own Gossip column. This will be a place where our esteemed members and other forum fucktards can post all that they know, think they know and wot they 'eard in the Pub the uvver nite. If I may set the extremely low standard that will need to be attained to post within this column, I would like to tell you the tale of a 70s Female rocker, her fat fuck large husband, violent rows and cuts, bruises and black eyes. He obviously couldnt give her the love that she needed.

I think you got it. Private Life was the single and Pretenders album track.

Quite true BUT while May still clings on to her position, while she is still trying to push through the agreement Corbyn is reluctant to press the button even if those who think they are still working him want him to. Corbyn is like one of those robots that gets created and does whatever you want them to do and then, one day, go rogue and do what the fuck they want to do. Lansman and McDonnell, both remainers, are tearing their hair out wondering what the fuck they have created. Len McCluskey has stated that any new referendum must NOT have remain within the EU on the ballot paper, that's much more in line with Corbyn. An election now would fuck them up as much as the Tories, they are just as divided at the top. It's also likely that Labour would probably not win anyway, a VoNC now will not necessarily see them sweeping to power. The other thing that may have a bearing on all of this is what old Nigel plans to do. As he is no longer anything to do with UKIP he has no real Political platform on which to campaign. I'm expecting the Leave Means Leave campaign group to go all renegade and fill the void that UKIP has now left. IF that does happen, the collective Tory and Labour arses will begin to shit bricks and any prospect that either of them may have to negotiate with this new party in forming the next government should the likelihood of a hung parliament happen. There are a lot of pissed off people out there, fertile ground for Nigel, he has proved he can get people to the ballot box, this time around people are even more fucked off with the mainstream than ever before.

More than likely. Too many MPs in 'marginal' seats for an election to be a good idea. Then there is the little detail of May going to the country with a majority at the last election and coming back with here arse hanging out of her knickers begging the DUP for some safety pins..... She is truly the worst fucking POLITICIAN, let alone Prime Minister we have ever had ( as Michael Foot never got elected) for/since the last wanker. I go for Corbyn because he is an even bigger wanker or Mogg because we need a leader that lives and acts like it's still 1932.

Take your pick. https://www.onthisday.com/today/deaths.php

True but, on the other hand, they have had two female leaders of the Country. Racist but not sexist, perhaps.

It's hardly a shock. The French electorate painted themselves into a corner by ending up with a choice of either Le Racist or him as the brave new world. Marcon v Le Racist was like a man with one leg v Usain Bolt in the 100m. AFAIK, he only had the vote of a quarter of the French electorate. He has ponced around like he had 99% of it. He is a genuine prick.

Bingo!!!

May as well have multiple quiz questions on the go. 3 brothers who all charted in the UK with singles over two decades. Name the artists, the songs and the years they charted.

Yeah but ,TBF, they look fucking ace Frank Spencer impersonators.