Lord Fellatio Nelson

The DUP siding with Labour to bring about the possibility of John Lansman Corbyn taking power would be a true 'Turkeys voting for Christmas' moment.

I dunno any web fingered posters BUT I think she resigned years ago. She is a twat.

Oh dear, oh dear!!! This has gone from bad to worse. As we speak, the snowflakes are choking on their yaks piss tea at the sheer racism of that. Coal? COAL!!!!!! Coal is black and it demonises black people!!!!! Cease this degrading word, now!!

Napoleon Macron is a cunt.

How far from Pine Gap are those places?

What time?

You might want one of these to go with the top, Toastie. I bought this one for a friend.

Well, having read that, I too have trouble getting my arse out of bed. My hair is turning white ( well the hair I have is greying somewhat )and its short. Oh fuck!!!!

Really? I mean REALLY?????? Enough shit has been thrown at the fella and fuck all has stuck and, lets be honest, something would have by now. He is 78, single, a closet homosexual, a Christian and has a huge 'mature female following' in the same way that Liberace attracted mothers like a horses arsehole attracts flies. All of that does not make him a child molester ffs.

' Willow Ivy' Bit cuntish, that.

Yes but Captain Scarlet IS indestructible.

It was on a slip road to a roundabout, there were fucking arrows on the road to tell the twats that the traffic was flowing in the OPPOSITE direction to them. They were foreigners in a UK reg'd car. I did flash my lights and frantically waved for them out of the window to turn the fuck around. The driver, fag hanging out of gob and looking like a Russian prison escapee, just looked at me as if to say '...….and?? He then did a three point turn behind me, obviously avoiding the 38 ton artics that would have come down the slip road at 50MPH to wipe them out. Also, I don't have a squeaky voice. Cunt.

Ever had somebody drive towards you going the wrong way down a carriageway? No, me neither, until today.

Your ' ideas' tend to be inane. It's hardly your first attempt at starting a thread that has been pointless, is it.

Do you normally just walk into a strangers home and go for a shit on their toilet without even a basic introduction?

FFS, don't start all of that bollocks Cat, you will only encourage the fucktards of the forum.

If it's only 2 then you are going soft in your old age.

So that will be, like, 82% of everybody who dies, gets an obit and is posted up on the forum, you know, people we have barely heard of. Brilliant thread, you must inhaled a shit load of tear gas on the streets of Paris the weekend to have come up with that.

Sorry but, as a selfie, that is not overly flattering. It looks a bit like Arthur became Martha...…….

I've just listened to Rod Stewart sound utterly shit on Strictly. Time for him to retire from live performances.

I'd wager a free market may be better than being shackled to the utter shite that is running Europe at the moment.

A Gooner cunt.

Well, to be fair, the page has been set up by his 'fans' who are, obviously, fucking stupid.

Fucking right you would. Die after falling 100s of feet through the air and hitting the ground at, oh, 120mph or die peacefully in your sleep. A complete no brainer.

As you have now become a fully fledged adult, or so you say, would it not be a good idea to stop posting the kind of bollocks that you hope will get you a temporary ban? Grow the fuck up.