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    The Dead of 2018

    It has been rerun here on the more obscure channels for a long time, on and off. She was a major character in the series, the pushy, snobby mother/wife. Anybody that watched the series in the 70s here, and millions did, would know exactly who she was, just by saying that she played Nellies mum. There is far more obscure acting crap that gets obits and mentions on here. The show was very popular here.
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    The Chequered Flag

    While I understand that safety has improved and racing drivers and spectators are safer than they have ever been, it has to be said, Formula One is as boring as fuck.
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    Time Added

    Charles Hughes was using stats to advocate the long ball game before laptops were even thought about.
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    The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey

    Aye, mind you, Vera Lynn got pissed off with it..."Whale meat again....."
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    I only watched the last series of Broadchurch and could not work out what the fuss was all about. Killing Eve was fucking brilliant, I'm now watching Little drummer Girl which is warming up, I have faith in it.
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    They may well be shite but the show was about them. Now it is about lecturing us. I can read a fucking book or watch a doco, I don't need some half arsed writer to come up with shite scripts to educated the masses with. Actually, that cunt Chibnall needs to be in the snowflake thread.
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    I'm extremely grateful to the writers of the current series of Dr Who for making it such a valuable educational tool and foregoing all those plotlines involving monsters and stuff which, in 2018, is so outdated isn't it. I am currently being educated about the evil British empire, I am learning loads!! I just wish they would leave the aliens out, I mean, it's merely a sideline and it's getting in the way of the true message...……..
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    Prince Philip Duke Of Edinburgh

    in terms of timescale!
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    Seen Any Good Films Lately?

    Putting 'jock' would work even better.
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    American Football (And Other Yank 'sports')

    NFL must be one of the few sports that you can leave in the middle of a game to go and have a bath, have a shit, eat a three course meal and come back and not missed fuck all.
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    Prince Philip Duke Of Edinburgh

    I tell ya now, he is on his way out...…...
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    The Poppy Thread.

    Maybe that bottom pic ought to be in the snowflake thread......blacking up. Then again, maybe painting poppies on pigs will have vegans/ the animal liberation front/ pork cracking fans reaching for the valium..... Thats the best shit yet!
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    The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey

    There was a time when a British child had never seen a fucking banana. We also managed to get through WW2 and not starve to death. I find the scaremongering and the utter fuckwombles that swallow it chapter and verse to be utterly staggering in stupidity. Lets not forget that all that imported food that we, obviously, cannot possibly live without, will be sitting there in european ports, the sellers unable to shift it here, not getting paid and nowhere else to send it. Terrible.
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    The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey

    Yeah, i mean, all our supermarkets will be threadbare, no British meat, British Veg, tinned food, bugger all, infact. OMFG!!! We is all gonna starve to defff or summat!!!!!
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    Ideas and Possibilities for 2019

    Yes, brilliant. Lets consider all vaguely famous 84 year olds with no apparent health issues pushing them towards the Pearly Gates.
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    Joni Mitchell

    She looks fine, I mean, it's not like she had to have her food pureed, is it.
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    Sinéad O'Connor aka Shuhada' Davitt

    Seriously, she needs help, lots of it.
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    Sinéad O'Connor aka Shuhada' Davitt

    ''......... calling Zorders, calling Zorders to the batshit mad phone!
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    Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel

    I thought it was 'G in'
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    Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel

    888-333!! Are you a 'real' person???
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    (C)Rappers

    Ha!! I NEVER had street cred!!
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    (C)Rappers

    IIRC, it was played as Scott and Charlene got married.
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    Danniella Westbrook

    She sends her regards.
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    WTF is happening in London?

    If you need to ask you are not getting the gist of it.
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