Lord Fellatio Nelson

We need a statto to come up with a list to see how London is doing compared to other cities like New York, Berlin and the like. Obv, Mogadishu and Kabul won't count.

That's what happens when people create yet another account and write a load of shite because they think it will stop people from knowing who they already are on here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSpzsO1RDTM

You take 'outrageous' to levels that makes even me sit here with my jaw scraping the floor.

I think you will find that Mercury ended up being fucked by BT. Did Elton fuck Mercury? hmmmm

So, in the news, the Police are digging up the garden of murder suspect John Cannans mothers old home home in Birmingham in the hunt for the remains of Suzy Lamplugh. Why the fuck did they not search the property back in 86 when she went missing?????? Hmmmm

You are a complete bell end.

Most of us hate our jobs.

I have to accept that it is full on 'cunt'

Well, I have thought about it and have concluded that you are talking shite young man!

That is beyond horror.

There is hope for you yet. Now get an 'appropriate' avatar, call Charon a Rangers fan* and it may just all work. *take the abuse you will get like a man

Bit hard to see him, my eyes are drawn to who is behind him. That jacket has made my fucking eyes bleed.

I haven't threatened to kill you, just give you a bit of a headache. If you don't like it you are free to leave. Nobody is forcing you to stay, are they.

Just hate everybody. It simplifies things.

You live out of a suitcase, doncha!!!

I can assure you that I do not post any Bacon, Tomato and lettuce on, in or around The Guardian.

Don't you get your butler to do all that Toastie?

I'm absolutely fine but I would feel utterly fucking orgasmic if I were able to smash a sledgehammer over your bonce, oh, a dozen times. Heaven!

My kind of squirrel..... https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=ut1QX_1540460401

I did not know who Paul Darrow was by name, only by face. I was quite shocked, I never watched Blakes 7 but remember him in loads of other roles, he was quite an imposing kind of actor. He has to be one to watch.

I take it that it needs to be sung to the tune of.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbyYr6L5xQM

Forget his 'out there' bullshit, he is one of the greatest players to wear the Spurs shirt and one of the greatest players English football has produced. He was/is my football hero.

No I wasn't hinting at anything in particular. My musical catalogue is shit, I don't know have as much as the many. What you have said just reaffirms what i'm thinking, you can find more than one song that can apply to one pic, like the bird.

The Love Cats - The Cure