Lord Fellatio Nelson

I suspect you COULD have more than one song for a particular item in the pic.

Black Cherry - Goldfrapp

Albatross - Fleetwood Mac

Hound Dog - Elvis

Bat out of Hell - Meatloaf

Blue suede shoes - Elvis

Yellow submarine - The Beatles

You do realise that you will never hear the last of that now?

Christ almighty, that has taken me back a bit!!!!!

I know she loved Corgis and others do but I cannot see much about them that are endearing. They look like the kind of dog that would tear your fingers off of your hand if you tried to stroke one. They make a pitbull look calm and serene.

Yuppy? '......deed ya spill mah coconut juice pal!!

Nowt worse than treading in a heap of it then walking it up your ladder.

He will have to concede that he walked straight into that one.

Christ, a blast from the past!! Captain Oates has logged on!!

I really have no words....

Tbf fair, going by the size of the turd, it was a mahoosive fuck off cat, probably a Lion.

Well, now that she has converted and suchlike, would there be any point at all in having a poll on whether she or Des would cark it first? No? Ok.

Yes, there will be. It will be the death of the cat who has just shat in my garden.

She will sell out. Hordes of curious bystanders wondering if she will get through the gig without going into meltdown. Tbf, it's unlikely she will have the same impact as Yusuf Islam in a comeback under her new identity. Nothing compares to him..

I'm just curious as to whether her conversion will miraculously cure her of her mental health issues or mental health issues can be the trigger in people becoming religious. Maybe.

So he has a 50/50 (ish) success rate That's not too shabby.

I really couldn't give a shit what you think. Ok?

You pull me up on occassions for MY google searches!!

Have you considered just fucking off from here? No? Give it some consideration please.