Lord Fellatio Nelson

My bed hasn't shook violently for many years.

This makes me think of a person who decides that they are going in to swim with a Great White shark after saying 'Fuck off, cages are for pussies...

Oh, I could absolutely shit all over that post but what's the point? The set of figures you cling to because ' every other recentish source broadly agrees with' are meaningless because they do not explain why a US Doctor earns more than a Canadian one or a UK doctor earns less than an Irish one. Figures are meaningless without drilling down into the core of them. Basically, you are talking shite.

Just anothe shit idea. Everyday, while searching for the latest obit about somebody 92% have never fucking heard of, you will have seen somesort of headline news article, ya know, Brexit, The World Cup, Deathsperms sock has gone on the run, that kind of thing. So...... Give us the Headline and a basic summary ( if the headline doesn't tell it) of what the story pertains to and then ( and here is the shittiest part ) you add a song to the post that matches the headline and story or thereabouts. Simple, as I am. Here goes........ News story in The Sun ( obviously ) Headline: I don't Like Nato Trump is threatening to pull the US out of NATO, apparently. I know, it's wank.

I loved QL.

Any up to date news on legendary runner John Walker? He was diagnosed with Parkinsons disease in 1996.

Charon for PM. Sometimes you don't actually know whether to laugh or cry. You get some link posted up to one of those shit Buzzfeed type '10 worst cars ever built, evah!! lists which has absolutely fuck all research done, zero caveats to the data and no reasoning whatsoever as to how the data is actually influenced by external forces. The US will pay the most for Doctors but there are a whole plethora of reasons why they do, and it is not merely because the NHS is solely public funded and...….doh!! Ireland actually spends less of a percentage of their GDP on health than we do, dunno why but, I'm sure, some PROPER fucking research would illicit a much more cognant answer than just reading a list on a shit click bait website. I don't have a problem having my trousers pulled down and my arse spanked ( fuck off Cat, it's a metaphor.... ) if I am running into cul de sacs but people throwing useless data at a discussion is just lazy, ill thought out and, honestly, it's just completely shit. As eloquently as it was written, it was written by a muppet.

I just deleted a load of shit I was typing to respond. Honestly, you are so fucking naïve, I cannot be arsed.

Don't bother. Instead, go and find the episode of Quantum Leap, on the same subject matter, that Dr Who has absolutely ripped off. It was much much better.

What's a pension?

GPs earn over £90K PA. apparently.

Would it? Really? Yes, it needs money, but it needs to spend what it already gets better than it currently does* *inside info.

Fucking hell, the NHS cannot manage the money it already gets, they will just piss away anything else they get.

Cancer research is an industry. It employs thousands directly and indirectly. I have looked this up and, wait for it, £341 MILLION was spent in 2014/15 by the organisation. I would suggest the fucking wage bill accounted for most of that and actual research, comparatively, fuck all. I mean, no more Beagles, all computers and stuff now, right? Hey, like any good dealer, it was protecting its turf, innit.

Don't use their escalators, their lifts and watch out for drivers who cannot tell the brake from the accelerator. Be safe!

Calm down. Have a wank break.

Elsewhere on the web you will discover that the Chinese really cannot make an escalator that does not maim or kill. They cannot make machines that do not tear arms and heads off of the operators. They cannot drive for shit They cannot ride mopeds with them going under lorries flattening them and the rider. Taking that and much more into account, how the fuck are they going to achieve the artificial moon thing without it falling from space directly hitting Beijing killing 2 million of its citizens and causing a hit like an asteroid leaving millions dead and a new Ice age. Hmmmmm.

It is not different at all, and it's utterly disingenuous to say so. We had Oswald Mosely in the 30s and they marched through the London spreading their bile. We still took in people fleeing Hitler. There was just as much prejudice then as there is now, Alf Dubs was still sent here because it was safe and welcoming. It still is. That Britain First scum are a minority and will continue to be. We have not turned our backs on child migrants, how do you think there are so many Somali gangs operating in London? They arrived without parents!! We have never turned our backs on anybody, let alone Europe.

A massive twat and a shit singer.

I accept that racists would have voted to leave. You have to accept that the overwhelming majority were voting to ensure that our Government actually was allowed to govern and not just become some sort of parish council in the great scheme of things. That is not selfish nor is it deluded. That is democracy.

I'm just glad I had the subtitles on and didn't have to hear her whiney voice. That load of old shit exemplifies the gulf between intelligent thinking and knee jerking your way through life. Exactly what kind of moron would compare Martin Luther King to Lily Allen? It's beyond me. To clarify, why did she feel the need to apologise to a refugee for OUR lack of sympathy/action when we have taken in more refugees over the years ( those children and adults feeing the Nazis for a start ) than most of Europe put together? Anyway, who watches that pile of crap The Mash Report? Fucking snowflakes, that's who.

Aye but, ya know, what if he does not recover?????

Wanker! No, Manning was actually very good in his day, you said he was overrated!! In todays terms, he would not be seen to be funny, he would be run out of town and, honestly, towards the end of his career, he was a dinosaur in the type of material he was using, I agree. That's all the more remarkable really because, as I previously mentioned, the likes of Saunders, Mayall, Richardson, Elton and 'the gang' were almost certainly responsible for his demise and others like him, yet they are being seen as outdated and offensive in equal measure by a new generation. The fact that Reid went on to act and Bowen hosted Bullseye for a million years doesn't mean much as they were both shit at those other roles and that's not looking back, we knew they were shit at the time

Actor Bruce Dern is recovering after a fall while out jogging. Nowt too much in that you may think except that he is 82 years old. 82 year old people who 'have a fall' are vulnerable to all sorts of complications. Just sayin.