Lord Fellatio Nelson

Oh, yes, I'm going to report you to a mod. How hurtful!!!!!!

Manning was the most popular stand up comedian of his generation and made a very good living indeed working the Northern working mans clubs. If he was overrated then that would be an opinion formed now looking back. Manning was popular in his day, way more popular and wealthier than Reid and Bowen ( Carson was very popular TBF) and, maybe, the lack of gushing praise was, indeed, solely down to the fact that he was a bit of a c**t. Then again to be dismissive of his undoubted success and popularity is going down the same road as those that now want to ignore what Churchill did in the war and run with the probability that he had pigmies killed somewhere in Africa, or summat. The past is the past, we cannot judge history by the society and world we live in today yet that is exactly what is now happening. It doesn't seem enough for a minority of very vocal wankstains to change today and tomorrow, they want to erase who fucking swathes of yesterday too.

I'm glad you said that, it has been boiling my piss for an age now. Things are becoming utterly fucking idiotic, I mean, even Jennifer Saunders, who was there at the 'alternative comedy' age in the late 70s/early 80s has questioned whether the stuff that was performed then could be performed now. https://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/cheltenham-literature-festival-jennifer-saunders-says-trolls-are-killing-tv-comedy-0r0s6d5c2 When you consider that her generation of performers pretty much swept away the Bernard Mannings and traditional stand up that was seen to be racist and pretty much all that belonged in the bin with The Black and White Minstrel show, it really hits home just how utterly fucked up things have become.

You mean he is a f*****g C**t, Toastie?

Utterly idiotic yet quite brilliant.

In this day and age we have to be practical.

With a population heading north of 1.3 BILLION , I suppose, 250 dead in one hit is not really going to register as much as a flea bite on an Elephants arse in reducing the Worlds population. I suspect, in the time it took for them to get hit and die, 721 babies were born in Delhi alone.

Yes and what an utter c**t he is.

You really are an insufferable little arse licking dick wad, aren't you. How about you stop fucking sticking your oar in about what is a thread, non thread or anything else to do with the running of the place and let the mods do what they do, very well to be honest, by letting the place flow wherever possible. Too much of this shit going around the world of forums, self appointed, anally retentive twats who think they have a duty to point out the fucking obvious or points of order just so they look clever. Shut the fuck up and just post normal shit like the rest of us you pus filled nutsack. Thank you.

Sorry to hear that Handy. 54 is no age, I'm nearly 54! A sad fact of aging, we get older and people around us die too young while others hang on in there for an eternity.

Amen!!!!!!!!!!

Er, ok.

This is what we need.

You may laugh but who is gonna be laughing when all Jock Beef is banned because it MAY be contaminated with BSE, eh? The English, Welsh and Irish are now rubbing their hands!!!

Seriously, that is a fucking joke.

There is still time....

STTG!!!! Hows the bladder then?

Shagging your sock doesn't count.

I couldn't give a fuck.

100 years ago today one of the Worlds most beautiful and iconic women was born. None before or since has ever come close to her.

…….as all good Mormons should.

The people that follow them are the same people who buy from the Jacamo clothing range.

Yeah, you probably have an enlarged prostate, you have to go for a piss more times than Shergar and, when you do, it comes out so slowly it takes a fucking age to emit an egg cup full. To compound that you really are not sure whether you actually have the big C. Hey, lets ride a fucking bike with the boys, that will work a treat... It's no fun getting old.

A change of scenery did me good.