Jump to content

Lord Fellatio Nelson

Members
  • Content Count

    9,083
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    77

Everything posted by Lord Fellatio Nelson

  1. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    Lots of skips nowdays have a 'fill level' marker....which is lower than the top. Skips should be sheeted over anyway, in transit, so they may be able to get the shed encompassed within it. Obviously, £20 in the drivers hand might swing the deal too.
  2. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Ideas and Possibilities for 2019

    I was too busy to.
  3. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Ideas and Possibilities for 2019

    The TV is on and it's showing The Avengers ( the Tara King era) when I spied Frank Windsor which made me think of Frank Bough and, holy fuck, he is stil alive! Mind you he is now 85 so any news on him? Maybe his love of visting those brothels where they specialised in offering correctional treatment to naughty boys may have taken their toll?? The fella has completely dropped off the radar. Maybe worth a random pick.
  4. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Internet Celebrities

    Ok, i'm going to sound thick because I am BUT are we talking about 'Ben Dover' who was diagnosed with, iirc, prostate cancer a while back? His real name is Lyndsay Honey????
  5. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    a game

    Stop whinging. At least he is creating threads.
  6. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    Well this is what it has all come to. George Ezra. RIP music.
  7. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Olivia Newton-John

    Love the song and never watched the film. Fucking LOVE The Warriors!
  8. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Kanye West

    In all fairness he has done the English language a big favour. No more will we have to say, let alone spell out the words 'massive cunt flange' when a simple 'Ye' will say it all.
  9. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Queen Elizabeth II

    Could you please explain that to me so that I will understand it better Toastie?
  10. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Johnny Clegg

    Don't push it.
  11. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Johnny Clegg

    Who cares!
  12. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    A Joke

    Okay, are we supposed to insert our own joke in there????
  13. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    Nice to see Louise ' I lost my sense of identity being married to Jamie' Redknapp forging ahead with her career. I'm sure she will sell shitloads of Sofas in her partnership with that giant of the retail world, Harveys…..
  14. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Aaron Ramsey

    Yes.
  15. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Kate And Gerry

    Why? Is Gerry going to tell us how tasty Maddie was?
  16. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Johnny Clegg

    You are just too bloody sensible!!!!!
  17. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Johnny Clegg

    It was a generic comment. Do you really think you are even on my radar? Don't flatter yourself, l have zero interest in interacting with you.
  18. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Johnny Clegg

    You prove my point. That info is sitting on the wiki page, the chances that you knew that the song appeared in that film before you read about it are about as high as Charon embracing England as his Motherland. Born in the UK? So was Bob Hope and he wasn't British. One of the more eloquent posters here ( no, I'm not kissing your arse MSC... ) puts this one in the same bracket as Gord Downie and he is right. My assertion is that both were /are nowhere near famous enough for a thread of their own let alone any real mention because very few of the people on here have heard of them. I've called out the bullshitters who talk like they have all their albums and have seen them in concert 25 times when they actually have not a fucking clue about them but go scampering off to look them up then come on here talking like they are seriously ITK and almost consider the rest of us as uneducated arses for daring to question the validity of a thread or obit. Anybody can do that, type in something like ' 100 year old famous people' into a search engine and you get a whole plethora of possible DL contenders, you can then pretend to know all about their lives and careers...……. Utter bollocks. The forum is losing it's sense of reality and, no, I don't give a fuck if people disagree with me.
  19. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Johnny Clegg

    So, in a nutshell, people have gone and looked him up on wiki then trawlled the web gathering info and presenting it as if they were well travelled and knowledgeable folk who look on horrified that the rest of us really have not a sodding clue who he is. Big in South Africa and France is a pretty shit endorsement as to his fame on here. I'm all for finding unique picks and the like but this is taking the piss. If he gets more than four sentences in the UK press when he goes it will be three too many..
  20. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Play School - Play Away - Childrens TV

    Yes, yes it bastard did!
  21. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Johnny Clegg

    Famous enough? Do me a favour.
  22. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    A Joke

    Alternatively. Stevie Wonder was given a cheese grater for Christmas. When asked what he thought of it, he said it was the most violent book he'd ever read.
  23. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    A Joke

    That's fucking terrible...……...but good
  24. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    He is DEAD!!!!!!! He is no more. He carked it. He has ceased to exist. FFS let it go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am, of course, referring to the passing of Burt Reynolds. In Pontiac circles, his death has been comparable to the effect that the passing of Princess Diana had on the UK, an absolute shit fest of mourning and Smokey and the Bandit reruns. So, lets forget the highly acclaimed one series of Hawk, which he starred in in the 60s and one of the most iconic films of a generation, Deliverance, let alone a plethora of other performances and concentrate on a film where he was absolutely shat on by the mighty Jackie Gleason who over and out acted every other person in the film. But, hey, Burt drove a Pontiac in it.
  25. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Dame Judi Dench

    I think you prove the whole fucking point.
×

Important Information

Your use of this forum is subject to our Terms of Use