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Everything posted by Lord Fellatio Nelson
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DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Lord Fellatio Nelson's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Lots of skips nowdays have a 'fill level' marker....which is lower than the top. Skips should be sheeted over anyway, in transit, so they may be able to get the shed encompassed within it. Obviously, £20 in the drivers hand might swing the deal too. -
Ideas and Possibilities for 2019
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Sir Creep's topic in DeathList Forum
I was too busy to. -
Ideas and Possibilities for 2019
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Sir Creep's topic in DeathList Forum
The TV is on and it's showing The Avengers ( the Tara King era) when I spied Frank Windsor which made me think of Frank Bough and, holy fuck, he is stil alive! Mind you he is now 85 so any news on him? Maybe his love of visting those brothels where they specialised in offering correctional treatment to naughty boys may have taken their toll?? The fella has completely dropped off the radar. Maybe worth a random pick. -
Ok, i'm going to sound thick because I am BUT are we talking about 'Ben Dover' who was diagnosed with, iirc, prostate cancer a while back? His real name is Lyndsay Honey????
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Stop whinging. At least he is creating threads.
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DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Lord Fellatio Nelson's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Well this is what it has all come to. George Ezra. RIP music. -
Love the song and never watched the film. Fucking LOVE The Warriors!
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In all fairness he has done the English language a big favour. No more will we have to say, let alone spell out the words 'massive cunt flange' when a simple 'Ye' will say it all.
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Could you please explain that to me so that I will understand it better Toastie?
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Don't push it.
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Who cares!
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Okay, are we supposed to insert our own joke in there????
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DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Lord Fellatio Nelson's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Nice to see Louise ' I lost my sense of identity being married to Jamie' Redknapp forging ahead with her career. I'm sure she will sell shitloads of Sofas in her partnership with that giant of the retail world, Harveys….. -
Yes.
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Kate And Gerry
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy's topic in DeathList Forum
Why? Is Gerry going to tell us how tasty Maddie was? -
You are just too bloody sensible!!!!!
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It was a generic comment. Do you really think you are even on my radar? Don't flatter yourself, l have zero interest in interacting with you.
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You prove my point. That info is sitting on the wiki page, the chances that you knew that the song appeared in that film before you read about it are about as high as Charon embracing England as his Motherland. Born in the UK? So was Bob Hope and he wasn't British. One of the more eloquent posters here ( no, I'm not kissing your arse MSC... ) puts this one in the same bracket as Gord Downie and he is right. My assertion is that both were /are nowhere near famous enough for a thread of their own let alone any real mention because very few of the people on here have heard of them. I've called out the bullshitters who talk like they have all their albums and have seen them in concert 25 times when they actually have not a fucking clue about them but go scampering off to look them up then come on here talking like they are seriously ITK and almost consider the rest of us as uneducated arses for daring to question the validity of a thread or obit. Anybody can do that, type in something like ' 100 year old famous people' into a search engine and you get a whole plethora of possible DL contenders, you can then pretend to know all about their lives and careers...……. Utter bollocks. The forum is losing it's sense of reality and, no, I don't give a fuck if people disagree with me.
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So, in a nutshell, people have gone and looked him up on wiki then trawlled the web gathering info and presenting it as if they were well travelled and knowledgeable folk who look on horrified that the rest of us really have not a sodding clue who he is. Big in South Africa and France is a pretty shit endorsement as to his fame on here. I'm all for finding unique picks and the like but this is taking the piss. If he gets more than four sentences in the UK press when he goes it will be three too many..
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Play School - Play Away - Childrens TV
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Lord Fellatio Nelson's topic in DeathList Forum
Yes, yes it bastard did! -
Famous enough? Do me a favour.
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Alternatively. Stevie Wonder was given a cheese grater for Christmas. When asked what he thought of it, he said it was the most violent book he'd ever read.
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That's fucking terrible...……...but good
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DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Lord Fellatio Nelson's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
He is DEAD!!!!!!! He is no more. He carked it. He has ceased to exist. FFS let it go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am, of course, referring to the passing of Burt Reynolds. In Pontiac circles, his death has been comparable to the effect that the passing of Princess Diana had on the UK, an absolute shit fest of mourning and Smokey and the Bandit reruns. So, lets forget the highly acclaimed one series of Hawk, which he starred in in the 60s and one of the most iconic films of a generation, Deliverance, let alone a plethora of other performances and concentrate on a film where he was absolutely shat on by the mighty Jackie Gleason who over and out acted every other person in the film. But, hey, Burt drove a Pontiac in it. -
I think you prove the whole fucking point.