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    Monty Python

    Cannot argue with that!
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    Monty Python

    Snotty git! I meant, well, he was being talked up like he is ok, bobbing along nicely but he isn't. Even that pic is bullshit really, you can almost see Palin, through the side of his mouth, saying, 'wave and smile Terry....' He DOES look bad, semi confused with the look of somebody that doesn't really know what's going on around him and if he were to pull his trousers up any higher he would have a testicle in each trouser leg. So there.
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    Monty Python

    Yes but his morning walk on Hampstead Heath was not done alone, right? I mean, can he go anywhere on his own? Probably not.
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    Kirk Douglas

    Is he dead yet?
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    Denis Norden

    Fucking hell, he is. I got him!!
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    Dead Pop Stars

    He is pretty much in the same vein as The Hollies Bernie Calvert.
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    The Hartlepool Deadlypool

    I have Dennis Norden on my list. This is the best I have ever done!
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    Dead Pop Stars

    1 Alive and out there 2 No. She is more intelligent.
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    Dead Pop Stars

    You are missing the point a bit. The sex Pistols were not his creation, it was the creation of others and it was immaculately managed from the beginning. How they were dressed and even how they behaved on the Today programme in 76 was all to cultivate the right image, it was art. I'm pretty sure he never flounced out because the clothes he was given didn't match his eyes or something. anyway, if he really did give a shit he would not have been seen dead in those Andy Pandy clothes at LAX
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    Dead Pop Stars

    I suspect McClaren and Westwood dressed him. I get what you say, I just think that he doesn't factor his lifestyle habits into his longevity trek. Mind you, you could be correct, he could be ill. Kathleen Turner blew up like a balloon due to somesort of thyroid issue?
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    Dead Pop Stars

    This is a man who never used to brush his teeth or dress like he actually gave a shit about his appearance. He doesn't need to work or do anything except whatever he wants to do and eat whatever he wants eat. Fucking hell, he is hardly going to be seen going to a gym or eating healthily, he does not give a fuck. His weight is worry free and doesn't give a fuck living
  12. Thandie Newton. Do you think her parents had a lisp?
  13. Something is smellier than a tramps knackers.
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    Names we dislike

    Samantha is worse.
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    Ideas and Possibilities for 2019

    It's one way of not paying the bill.
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    Danniella Westbrook

    Danniella Westbrook sparks cancer joy amongst everybody that hates her as she tweets about the disease I suppose that doesn't sound as nice.
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    A Night To Remember

    Shalamar aint even in it!! FFS, one big fucking con.
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    The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey

    On another subject. I have mostly been enjoying the 'Class War' FB page getting shat on from all directions by disgruntled and disgusted Joe Public. That's Anarchists for you, they hate the rich but are happy to have a free page on a social media platform owned by one of the Worlds richest men. Complete c***s.
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    The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey

    You didn't really read my reply did you. The example of the Catalan election was about self determination, nothing more nothing less. The EU could not have intervened and I never even alluded that they could. I agree with the Government fucking things up. I would also suggest that the rampant remainers, determined to keep us within the union, no matter what, are equally as culpable for the mess by demanding a 'deal' when those that voted to leave did so on the basis that leave actually meant leave. You may well have heard many different reasons for wanting to leave and you can bet your life that 99% of those reasons will all dovetail into one primary desire. The right to have complete control over our laws, our taxes our everything and, yes, our immigration system. The EU directive? Oh, I agree, it is applied as and when to suit across the EU but it is an EU law. What you are basically saying is that the UK is to blame for actually applying the law, we should have just done what we liked. Lets all do that about everything then. Globalisation and privatisation are irrelevant to the core issue, self determination. Even as a stand alone state we will be part of a Globalised economy and structure, we always have been, it is part and parcel of why we are a relatively big fish in the pond of commerce. Privatisation? I fail to see what that has to do with anything. I would like to see the renationalisation of our rail networks. Quite what the EU would have to do with that...... We have not been 'fundamentally damaged' we are still here, nobody died and, as you yourself stated, austerity has fuck all to do with the EU so our intrinsic issues have no bearing on the EU, whether we are in or out. We are brilliant a talking the country down, post referendum, according to the scaremongers, we were meant to have an emergency budget, didn't happen. The Banks were all going to flee, didn't happen. All EU citizens were going to scarper back home, didn't happen. The Government are shit, a remainer is our Prime Minister, RIP, but we will all survive and get on with things. Maybe if people stopped fucking marching and waving pointless fucking placards demanding we have another bastard vote we could just get on with it and fucking leave!!!
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    What Are You Listening To Right Now?

    Fucking hell, that's a long dog walk! It must shit for England!
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    The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey

    That's a standard argument that is bollocks. That is as a vacuous an argument as suggesting that people voted to remain so that they would still have cheap holidays in Spain every year and continue to stick the EU flag on their number plates. Nobody blames the home issues on the EU, although to be fair, people like me were royally fucked off by EU directives telling me how many fucking hrs a week i was allowed to work. That is the fundamental issue to those that voted to leave, self determination. What is the point of a Government that can be usurped by an administration that we have not even voted for? The Catalan people, the Scottish, hey even the Gibraltarians have been allowed to vote on their futures without hindrance from outside, our nation, it would seem, were only given that right reluctantly based on the belief that we would tow the line. Well that fucked it all up! I do not sit comfortably watching Catalans being treated like criminals for wanting to leave the Spanish Union and i would defend the Scottish to the hilt if they wanted to go because it is a democratic right to choose.Whether that is for the best or not is irrelevant. Democracy should reign, unless you are British, obviously.
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