Lord Fellatio Nelson

Why.

Yes, if you still wank into a size 3 sock, she is.

She was a HELL OF A WOMAN!!!!

They were never as big as people thought they were. She was a bloody fraud!!!!!!!!!!!

Strangely, Edinburgh was a possible place to visit in a couple of months. That is now scrubbed the fuck off the list.

Barbara Windsor has had to undergo heart surgery due to the medication she is taking. I suspect that, sooner rather than later, her heart will begin to fail as will her lungs etc etc etc etc and so on.

Will her 'estranged' son go to the funeral??

Sometimes you are truly wicked, funny but wicked.

Russell Grant is making an appearance on This Morning. To say he is fat would be a 'No shit Sherlock' comment. If anybody can remember that James Bond scene in Live and Let Die when Dr Kananga, blows up after having a compressed air pellet shoved down his throat, well, Russell is him just before the explosion. A heart attack waiting to happen.

Going well, isn't it.

That may well be how it is being negotiated but do not assume that the people in the uk , on both sides, are happy with how our leaders have handled it. One more point. There is this assumption that, because the uk has voted to leave the 'EU project' we are leaving Europe. We are not. If we were, i would think, the repatriation of all of our soldiers from European soil would be a given. Clearly, their sacrifice, the sacrifices my Country went through in two World Wars mean fuck all to all of those Europeans out there free to voice their opinions and free to vote. Anyway, i don't know why you are moaning, your country has, after two failed attempts, succeeded in conquering Europe and you haven't had to fire a bullet! Deutschland uber alles, vielleicht. * spoken as a Germanophile who has a German uncle and has lived in Laatzen*

One of the greatest athletes I ever saw. He is one of the main pundits on all BBC athletics coverage and, tbf, he is fucking good at it. I just hope he never gets outed for taking performance enhancing drugs.

Utter cunts, just utter cunts.

Maybe he meant Ursula Andress.

BMW driver. Lives in Newbury. A total wanker then!

Give us his address and I will go around, cut his balls off and shove them in his mouth!

If you can remember the coach/Lorry company they may have dash cams which would show them going past you without issues?

TBF, he still portrayed the Jock looking as miserable as fuck.

Aye, all doom and gloom. I must be Scottish.

People without avatars know fuck all and their opinions are irrelevant.

The only reason we will all lose out 'in the long run' is because we have an utterly shit Prime Minister and Government who are doing everything to fuck up a withdrawal to the point of deliberate sabotage. We are the FIFTH biggest economy on the planet. Not the twelfth or thirty first, the FIFTH. Whatever the referendum result was going to be it was going to be vital for Europe to trade with the UK just as much as it was for us to maintain trade with the EU. The difference with a withdrawal was semantics. WTO rules of trade etc. This should have been ironed out a fucking eon ago but instead they are still fucking around with 'deals' when the majority did not vote to leave with a bastard deal. A trade deal could have been done long ago on the basis that we were going and didn't give a shit if the EU wanted to deal or not. As it stands the EU is going to have to find an additional £8 billion a year from all other member states to cover the amount that we currently give to them. How fucking simple would it have been to have 'as a gesture of goodwill' offer to maintain that for a free trade deal post brexit? Not very hard. Yeah, Barnier and that other corrupt alcoholic cunt Junker would have turned it down so we could have said 'fuck you' and withdrew and used that £8 billion to support our exporters to the EU making them more competitive and in a position of being able to discount goods to counteract the additional duties. The EU needs our airspace, our waters, our security services, our technology and everything else that contributes to them functioning. This has always been a two way street but the way we have gone into this is like some kid going into the headmasters office to be given the cane. All fertile ground for the Far Right to crawl out from under their stones and create fucking chaos. So much for democracy.

Real men are hirsute.

I only use that shit site for the chart archives. Music really was better once upon a time.

Well we would let Celtic win the league again, we are too busy with Champions League Football.

Not a fucking chance!