Lord Fellatio Nelson

Ok, ok, ok. Essentially, we are born, we live and then we die. That is about it.

I'm shocked! I had no idea they were still transmitting Soccer AM It has been utter wank for years.

I read about this yesterday and was waiting for you to find it. Fucking LOVE Norfolk!

As the great Eric Morecambe once said of his comedy heroes Laurel and Hardy 'One is an idiot and the other is a complete idiot' Comedy gold, right on our doorstep.

Corbyn is a cunt. May is an even bigger one. There you go, a balanced viewpoint.

EFA

If everybody was a pacifist then there would never be any conflicts, punch ups, general violence and wars. In that kind of world there would be no need to be a pacifist, would there. Doh!!!!

..........except in 2018 there are 'quite a few' economic migrants determined to make it to Europe. All those packed holding centres, all those missing migrants............

Cancer is funnier. Whatever happened to The Pooka?

Cynical. Fair too.

You are confusing absolute wealth with absolute power. Merkel is not the richest person in Europe but she is the most powerful, probably.

The people who get off of their arses to vote. Like I said, your opinion means fuck all to anybody who bothered to vote. If you are referring to Jeff Bezos, I cannot for the life of me see why he would want a Brexit anymore than he would want to remain, he is a billionaire, his company uses every loophole to avoid paying huge tax bills and he has cornered the market in such a way that any clamping down of his tax avoidance would be passed onto the consumer. The consumer would pay, Amazon is too entrenched to be sidelined by upset customers Fucking hell, he is global, he is all powerful and he will not worry either way.

Your opinion is only valid if you vote. If you do not vote then whatever you say means absolutely nothing to anybody but those who sit and shrug their shoulders and do fuck all. Clearly, the 'Super Rich' who manipulate Politics for their own ends did not manipulate very well in the EU referendum, the vote was everything that big business and the 'Super Rich' did not want. Now, whether they try to keep us in the EU, is not really the point. The point is that voting does matter, does work and does give us a voice.

Just don't let them hijack the word for nefarious purposes!!

That is almost oxymoron territory there. Hun? A modern internet term of affection and endearment.

Quite possibly the first time I have ever seen anybody accuse the Tories of being supported by the left, let alone being to the left. The truth? Robinson is a wanker who attracts weekend bouncers, the semi literate and forgotten on his journey to nowhere. Oh, there may well be points made that are salient and really need to be discussed, even in a climate where you dare not speak out through fear of being labelled Racist, homophobic, anti this and anti that but Robinson is not the knuckle dragger to do that. We have a political climate of extremism, both on the left and on the right, both spend too long talking shite and marching to listen to the public, perhaps that is the last thing they actually want to do, I mean, what the fuck do we all know, eh? As it is, we will either have more of this utterly fucking inept Government or we will have Corbyn in to round up all the Jews in Stamford Hill to send them to work camps in Islington run by Maxine Peake and Eddie Izzard. Or summat. We cannot win.

That may mean something completely different here. *all American men from the deep south are called Billy Joe, Jim Bob.

Double barrelled names. 'Elodie Cuntington Crutchface' of Muswell Hill and her children Edith and Arnold. Etc, etc...

I dunno about all that. I don't spend days away on a boat with hairy arsed males for company. Are you Seaman Stains or Captain Pugwash?

Honestly, I could not really concentrate on whether the old bastard was at deaths door or not. No, I was transfixed by his nasal hair which seemed to be merging successfully with his Hitler jobbie on his top lip. You really could not tell where one began and one ended.