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Lord Fellatio Nelson

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  1. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Deathlist Dreaming

    The drugs don't work Deathers, they really don't.
  2. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    The Dead of 2018

    Clearly, you are damned if you do and damned if you don't. Just don't let the forum Stasi catch you.
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    Drunk? Bored?? Psychopath???

    They all missed a trick tbf. If they had taken the trouble to have put on weight, lots of weight, they would have been in a much better place. 3 inches may only be 3 inches but when you have 21st to push it in with........
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    Drunk? Bored?? Psychopath???

    Never had a fight but you have seen hundreds, eh Toastie!!
  5. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Drunk? Bored?? Psychopath???

    Well, when a man starts to lose his hair....
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    Drunk? Bored?? Psychopath???

    Ohhhhh!! I've upset you. Nearly let the mask slip there fella.
  7. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Drunk? Bored?? Psychopath???

    There isn't one and, if there was, he would have the shit kicked out of him at the door by bouncers who would be there to keep the unwanted out. If you can take all the time and trouble to use a search facility and post up, why the fuck can you not put a fucking avatar up? Without an avatar you truly are a fucking nobody. Anyway, why are you arguing back with him? Is he that important a poster on the forum? Is he fuck. Ignore him.
  8. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Conspiracy Theories

    People are leaving the forum then returning as completely different people and are swearing blind that they have never, ever, ever been anybody else on here............. EVER!
  9. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Deathlist Dreaming

    Sadowitz. The comedian that Boyle would love to be but never will be.
  10. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Aerospace and Astronomy

    Yes but it's only a suggestion thing, this one. There is no poll like the Boaty McBoatface debacle that those toffee nosed snobby bastards decided to ignore when choosing that boats name. So no Marsey McRover then.
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    June Brown

    Go on a diet.
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    June Brown

    Thats a fucking BAAAAD wig. Looking at his neck, I'd say he WAS obese but now its 200lbs of loose skin.
  13. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    June Brown

    Find me an obese 91 year old.
  14. A somewhat different approach then to the late Jimmy Savile who would lay on top of a corpse and try and fuck them back to life.
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    Tom 'DFS Leatherette Sofa' Jones

    He looks fine to me.
  16. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    What Are You Listening To Right Now?

    Well go and knock on the door and ask if you can watch. Might save you going through all your socks.
  17. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Plants: The Other Life Form

    Well, I have looked....and looked.......and looked. I cannot find one single picture of her sitting under THAT tree. This may well be another folklore hairy old bollocks story. Unless, of course, somebody knows for a fact otherwise.
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