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    Brian Cox

    All this talk about Cox will have Cat running to the thread faster than a shithouse Rat.
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    Brian Cox

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    Room 101

    Some of us are hanging onto lbs and ounces for dear life Kilo and grams only apply to cocaine hauls here.
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    World Cup 2018

    I'm glad to see that, in only a matter of 82 years, there will be no need for hosepipe bans.
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    Bill Turnbull

    Three posts to say that. You post whore!
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    Drunk? Bored?? Psychopath???

    AFAIK she is posting but not on DL.
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    Drunk? Bored?? Psychopath???

    He may be your fucking mate, he aint mine.
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    World Cup 2018

    Best get your sharpest saw out then, Jockland is still physically attached to England and if we sink................
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    The Hartlepool Deadlypool

    If this is still going, I have Clive King on my list.
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    Authors Last A Long Time, But....

    I got him
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    Only we are allowed to do that. Trump should mind his own fucking business. Mind you, Boris as a replacement.....
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    World Cup 2018

    Keep it going, somebody may eventually bite.
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    World Cup 2018

    They have renamed our Southgates roundabout Gareth Southgates roundabout, with Norfolk CCs blessing.
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    Drunk? Bored?? Psychopath???

    Teenage boy??? Fuck off, Deathsperm is a fit bird PRETENDING to be a young sock wanker.
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    Drunk? Bored?? Psychopath???

    I can drink as much as you can give me boy!!!!!
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    Drunk? Bored?? Psychopath???

    Avatars are good, for better or worse thay add a bit of personality to the faceless. Not having one seems to suggest 'wanker' maybe.
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    Lord Carrington

    Well you could if your wife is big enough for you to sit upon her shoulder and offer your cock to her too!
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    Avatars

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    Lord Carrington

    Get an avatar you lazy fucktard.
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    Theresa May

    This is all very true and depressing.
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    Theresa May

    This was all bound to happen. The vote was to leave and Cameron, the remainer, decided that he had no choice but to go. What did they do then? They decided that it would be fucking brilliant if they had another remainer take charge and sail us through the sea if shit we were bound to get thrown at us. It was bound to work, wasn't it.
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    Drunk? Bored?? Psychopath???

    All of you fuckers out there with no Avatar pic fucking get one you lazy bastards.
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    World Cup 2018

    Deathsperm will now just assume that you DO live in Essex but you pronounce it Wessex because you have a harelip.
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