Lord Fellatio Nelson

Obviously, as the only shag you will ever get is from one of your socks, you would not and could not object to 'InevergetmylegovercozIamasadtwatophile' I think that is the winner.

If you had stuck a fucking red nose on the end of it and put it into a car that had the doors, boot and bonnet fall off, it would still not be funny.

Aye, it is. Mind you, as a sockphile, maybe you would not object to socklover.

That makes absolutely no fucking sense whatsoever. Sometimes, you really are a complete twat.

We are going to have to come up with an alternative word. Those damn paedos have hijacked it for their own selfish ends!

8 Track players ( for cars) do pop up on ebay as do the cassettes. They actually worked very well, I always thought that the sound was crisper than the cassette players/tapes that replaced them. Still quite popular with classic car owners as a period feature. I bought a 1980s music centre recently, resplendent in its glass cabinet. Nothing beats vinyl for sound.

Think of the money you whore.

You are only supposed to change ONE letter.

What, one for Lloyd and one for Webber?

1) He was a typecast shit actor. 2) I did a double take when I saw that Mike Osman had also been arrested and released without charge. What the fuck was that one all about??

Portugal v Spain. Fucking good game!

Pacifism = Coward

Smart 'ass'

I have not a real fucking clue what all of that means but, by God, you know how to string a sentence or five together.

I have NEVER worried about nuclear war.

What you do is put to one side the fact that he is a complete bollock brain and has actually managed to delay WW3 until he puts his foot in it again. This is the problem, people do not like him so, even if he manages to set up a meeting with lil Kim, shakes his hand, butters him up by telling him how great he is, delaying nuclear war, pissing off the Chinese and saving the US military budget billions of dollars a year by NOT holding joint military exercises with South Korea then you have to give praise where it is due, no matter how much of a cunt Trump actually is. Fucking hell, a matter of weeks ago people were ripping another hole in Trumps arse for moving the little hand forwards to Nuclear holocaust time by prodding the North Korean wasps nest with a big fuck off stick. Just for once, only once, cut him some slack and wait and see. A circus is a circus and it came to Singapore, he was the Ring Master, they entertained and they gave HOPE and, in a matter of hours, made Obama look the utterly fucking useless world statesman he actually was.

.....maybe shiite too or summat.

Listen, just because you predicted the correct result in the first game does not give you any leverage on here sonny. Now get that sock back on your cock and let it predict the next games result.

It may need to be, what with some of the planks we have on here at the mo.

You do have moments of utter fucking genius.

The Saudis are going to be a bit fucked before they kick a ball. They won't be winning many games wearing that kit.

Never have one with somebody that .... 1) You have never actually spoken to/know well at all because, when you finally do, oh the disappointment 2) Somebody you fall madly in love with only to discover that they love themselves equally as much and not you at all.

Well, from the pic, he looks like a man in his 70s who has lived in Bulgaria for a few years ( obviously hasn't a pot to piss in then ) and, probably has normal health issues for a 70 something. The alternative argument is that he has spent too long webcamming with his knob out and it has ruined him ( take note DL member) and has worn him out to the point of exhaustion. Maybe.

EFA.

TBF, you have to give him credit, playing Captain Hook and never getting his good hand and the hook mixed up when he was shuffling his todger infront of the camera to his adoring fan. I trust he was equally as careful when he was wiping his arse.