Lord Fellatio Nelson

The joke is that there is very little you can do to make sure these fucking idiots travel by any means other than drive themselves. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-44222054

When they make Burgers, Buns, doughnuts, chocolate, fizzy drinks, chips etc taste like dog shit then people won't eat them.

The greatest one of all. Fact.

It's fair to say that all our devices we use to go online 'spy on us' or allow others to. This I accept but I would NEVER have an Alexa/Siri thing in my home and I'm amazed that people do, fucking crazy. I think this MIGHT prove my point. https://www.msn.com/en-gb/money/technology/a-couple-says-that-amazons-alexa-recorded-a-private-conversation-and-randomly-sent-it-to-a-friend-amzn/ar-AAxLLAt?li=AAnZ9Ug&ocid=mailsignout

That's a good spoof post. I think some of them would fit in perfectly on here.

The only reason you would want to run in Hackney is away from a knifeman.

Yeah, just read about it. Another one bites the pillow dust then.

Aye, and both paedophiles too.

Anybody come across a courteous ' i had best pull over asap to let the 6 miles of traffic stacking up behind me pass...' Tractor driver? No, nor me. Utter rat faced cuntweasels, the lot of em.

Come on, you haven't blamed the muzzies or 'Phantard' yet!

You can also hardly doubt that they are being 100% truthful either.

Yeah. That 'really something' is normally a cock.

I get that totally.

Lets get this straight. It's the 'fisherman' part of the job that attracts you and not the opportunity to go cottaging in the boats toilets?

Fuck doing your job for a living. Respect.

Wanker.

I take it the old man has stopped knocking her about then..............allegedly.

Toilet? You mean you stick your arse over the side of the boat and drop your depth charges into the raging sea.

I could not imagine for a second having to go for a tom tit after you have already been in and warmed the seat Lardy.

So they have been busy removing mens urinals from all telephone exchanges because the bogs are ' officially' unisex and, as women do not carry funnels about their persons, it has been deemed appropriate to just have bogs. My work yard has also allocated the two toilets there as one for male and one for female. This makes perfect sense as there are two female engineers and one female manager who sometimes frequent the portakabin and dozens of males who are based there/ frequent the place. It may be the first time ever you will see men in a fuck off queue to the one bog they are allowed to use while the ladies one remains as empty as the ball sack of a spent porn actor. I'm all for equality but this is all becoming fucking inane.

I saw a doco about Reddy a little while back. I think it may have been a 'few years old' because she was living in a nondescript tower block in, IIRC, Sydney. She certainly was not looking for a comeback then.