Lord Fellatio Nelson

Johnny Vegas

You.

Legend

Fussy fucker, aren't you.

You think things have changed? Essex Police used to pull up a lad I knew, back in the day, so often that he and his signature were like returning friends to Basildon nick when he appeared with yet another 5 day wonder. Mind you, he was a fucking twat. Look at it another way. If some spotty faced utter c**t decided to take your car in the early hrs of the morning, while you are asleep and go and rag the arse off it, you may appreciate him getting collared by the old bill before they get that chance. Better still, junk the car. It's a Ford FFS!

I used to neck 12 pints and wake up in the beds of women I never remembered even talking to. I remember drinking cider at 13, Party nights led us all to the offy on P***** Broadway where we had no bother being served booze or ciggies.

Do you know anyone who can do, like, Exorcisms? You have been possessed by the ghost of Scraggy.

Get some? He makes it!!

Maybe you and Scraggy Taters would like to conduct the funeral.........

My Dad knew Cliff Bennett back in the day, he was a hard as fuck nutcase, apparently.

Des O'Connor.

Michael Barrymore and Fatty Arbuckle spring to mind too. More than the odd one or two who, pretty much, when down the pan overnight.

Just the odd bit, ya know, maybe a bit of Mortuary visiting on occassions......

No shit Sherlock.

What is it about Celebrities and necrophilia???!!

It's just demonstrated how far this place has fallen. It has become infested with utter fucking wankers who add absolutely nothing to the forum apart from troll it with chronically shit threads and multiple accounts. Even the 'guests' used to be reasonably intelligent unlike quite a few of the members we have now.

So your surname is Lovibond. You have a daughter and decide to call her Ophelia. Clearly, you are a couple of cunts.

Fucking hell, it's a Political discussions and ranting thread. I'm entitled to hate the fucking lot of them equally.

Equation for the day: Jeremy Corbyn + Anti Semetism =

Ah, yes, yes it is.

I've read all about this from numerous articles. It is fascinating!

Yes. This, obviously, does not answer the question 'Who went up Dale Wintons aisle?

I've said it before and I shall say it again, UK Truck drivers are c**ts. Fact.

This is quite true CA. We need somewhere where we can try and light farts and stick our bogeys under the desks etc etc.