Lord Fellatio Nelson

You need to get out more.

Right up my street then.

I couldn't give a fuck who they make the new Doctor so long as the scripts/storylines are not preachy, wokey bollocks like 'we must educate the masses about just how bad your ancestors were' etc etc. I don't think my ancestors ever owned slaves. It might also help if the plots are not utterly shit too. As all of the above is bound to be shoe horned in at some point, I'm out.

No thanks.

He will find work in the Middle East or somewhere like China. I doubt that he is the first 'disgraced' football coach who has had to go further afield to earn a living.

EFA.

So, when you go on to Farcebook Market Place and see random ads, like, 'A miracle scratch remover for your car' and 'How to join metal with our super solder' etc, etc. Not one of them is Kosher, everything is made in China and the products are utter shite because they don't actually work. Just sayin, like.

For the one millionth time, I am watching 'The Thing'. I bloody love it!

Yes, probably!!!

What is it about people who go on these quiz shows because they think they are reasonably intelligent. I have just witnessed a young lady who was as thick as fucking mince on The Chase. Did she REALLY think 'Yeah, I'm quite clever, I should be ok on that show....' when she thought about applying. Jesus fucking Christ!

You are deffo more Kevin Turvey than Louis Theroux, aren't you.

Whore!!!!!

Well, she will be able to date him again, now.

Blimey, this is all very intellectual. I thought I'd logged in to the wrong forum.

Well, you can't!

A hugely talented man, such as yourself, could bring the story to the stage. Something like 'Bo Jo' The Musical, has to be a consideration for the future! Matt Lucas could play Boris and that woman who played Witchiepoo in Puff n Stuff, if she is still alive, could bring the full evil of Carrie Johnson to the public. Just an idea.

Not seen that. I've seen The Jungle Book, tho, if that helps.

Ok, he is a genuine, 100% cunt. At this moment, there are no credible rivals for his replacement. There are also, sadly, a bunch of inept tossers in opposition so, any hope we had of changing the government for another, better one, is a forlorn hope. However, at the other end of his cuntishness, he appears to be the only leader, even if it is an ego trip, to be arming the Ukrainians to the hilt. The rest, Biden, Macron et al are proving themselves to be more talkers than doers. I think he will hang on until the war is over or an election comes first. Either way, his party will have him out before he is a 100% liability to an election campaign, maybe....

I lay myself bare, here. I don't actually know who the fuck he is. Maybe I am getting old, don't read enough, watch enough TV, all of them, probably.

Tell you what GC. This is now 39 pages of utter shite. I don't quite know how you managed it but you did. Respect.

No, not really. The finishing times have not changed drastically for many, many years. In context, Red Rum won his first national, in 1973, with a time of 9mins 1.9 and last years winner won in a time of 9 mins 16. There will be many factors that decide winning times but, broadly, the race is not much faster now than it was then. That makes Red Rums 3 wins and 2 second places over a much tougher course something that no other horse will ever get near.

Yep. Arthur Fowler did the same thing in Eastenders. He stole the Christmas fund to pay for a wedding with the idea that he could pay it all back before anybody found out. I assumed that Maxwell was more intelligent. He wasn't.

Watching the doco about Robert Maxwell at the mo. Quite interesting. Just sayin, like.

I never really watched him on the BBC but did watch him give a masterclass in presenting to the rest of the GMTV presenters. I really warmed to him after that, mainly coz i is a soft shite really.

She always looked gaunt, like an emaciated hamster. Check out Man About The House.