Lord Fellatio Nelson

Best thread on the board.

You have to admire a rebel.

Paul Jones is 76 and looks as fit as a flea. Life can be cruel.

Norfuck doesn't suffer too much from light pollution either .

You know what? Nobody here gives two fucks about the Commonwealth. It is an utterly archaic institution that should have been taken apart decades ago due to lack of interest. To be fair to all though, if the Commonwealth nations are that unhappy with the situation then they need to grow a pair and walk away instead of bleating on about how the UK still treats them like we own them, our colonies, etc etc etc, shite. If it is wrong then do something about it and stop fucking hiding behind the hackneyed old arguments and traditions that seem to indicate that they can do absolutely nothing about the situation. They can and they should.

Because he was a smug twat? I struggle to understand the whole thing. He was a DJ? A record producer? Lyricist? Composer? What the fuck was he??

I always thought Lewis Collins was gay.

Good call!

Not unless she has grown a cock.

No, I wasn't being serious you utter fucktard. If I had been, I would not have put '.......' around it. Jesus Christ.

That is utter bollocks. The notion that the leavers, had they lost the vote, would have been listened to and their views and concerns taken on board is laughable. I'm really surprised at you on that one, you are not exactly daft, even you must see that it would not have happened. Why would it? Cameron had already gone out there and came back with exactly fuck all and STILL he and the remain side were considering his visit a success. The whole point of his visit was to allay the concerns of the leave side in the first place. Having been less than successful how exactly would he and that side have been able to understand anything? I'm not going to address your other points as, fundamentally, we are poles apart in our views and I like you so I'm not going to have a row.

Would that be a generation of sock wankers?

Never fucking heard of him either.

That will be everybody that wanted to leave the clutches of the 'Evil Empire' EU then. Unless, of course, you believe that we were merely sheep, easily manipulated by Russia to use to break up Europe...... If only I had listened to those thoroughly decent, wholesome, caring '....we really do have your best interests at heart, honest! Remain campaigners!!

What really gets my piss boiling is the way those who voted out are treated like fucking knob heads by those tofu eating middle class cunts who voted to remain, probably, because they were worried they would lose their holiday homes in the South of France. You ask anybody who voted to remain whether they voted to REMAIN and the answer would be yes. That is REMAIN. Not remain a bit, remain in that part but not remain in the other, no, they wanted to remain in the entirety. On that basis, why the fuck do they assume that people who voted to leave did not vote to LEAVE? I did not vote to leave a 'lil bit' I did not vote to leave the customs union but stay in the freedom of movement treaty, I voted to LEAVE. That means fucking LEAVE!!!!!!! Geddit?

When you are sick to fucking death of hearing about Trump, Syria, Brexit, Windrush, stabbings, the economy etc etc it makes a change when the news devotes some time and prominence to the unexpected death of a celebrity who, to all intents and purposes, seemed to be as nice away from the screen as he appeared on it. It's quite sad really, loads of other wankers should have died before him.

Yes, another unelected bunch of cunts deciding what is best for the majority who originally voted to not be governed by an unelected bunch of cunts.

You are only a year or two behind me you wanker!!

No. Its DANGER. Danger is my middle name..............

Nope, he went awol years back then, recently, came out of hiding.

Close...........but no cigar. I know where you would put it.

I have a middle name CA. If I told you.....I would have to kill you.

Fuck all that, I was quite taken with 'Cocke' County.

Rob is an awesome name.