Lord Fellatio Nelson
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AFAIK, she has a cocaine habit and, maybe, it's unlikely that she will overdose and die from that. Maybe Any other side effects may hinder her getting to a ripe old age but she is hardly in the Joplin/Winehouse league of self destruct.
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No, you want a good shit.
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DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Lord Fellatio Nelson's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
The contestants on Tipping Point. As thick as pig shit, the lot of them. -
How many customers did you tell to ' go fuck yourselves' then?
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Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Dr. Zorders's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
I've had three of those, 2 Clios and a Megane. They were ok. -
Have you? Have you REALLY Lardy?
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How Old Are Dl Users?
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Deathray's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Did they have spittoons on hand CA? -
IIRC, his missus, Mary, was pretty ill at one stage. She will deffo get an obit as she was quite a high profile broadcaster in the 70s and early 80s.
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Budget Household
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to philheybrookbay's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
I bought Tescos own cuppa soup once, to have at work. I think a Tramps vomit would have tasted better.- 117 replies
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I had no idea that eating juvenile beaver was so fattening.
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British Character Actors
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Anubis the Jackal's topic in DeathList Forum
I mainly remember her from the TV series Beryl's Lot. -
That's a big fucking glass then!
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True. Then again, would you actually, you know, ADMIT to providing the sperm to create that 'celebrity' horror?
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Well I did crack one off last night.
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Budget Household
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to philheybrookbay's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Yeah but that's in Scottish money. That will work out at, around, 24p south of the border. Nae worries then.- 117 replies
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Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to philheybrookbay's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Best tip of all. Get a fucking divorce and your shop spend gets cut in half. -
How Old Are Dl Users?
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Deathray's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Such a wanker! I was 16 in 81 and while all around were gender bending I was trying to grow a hairy bogey on my top lip. PS: Lardy is 68 years young. -
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Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Lord Fellatio Nelson's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Fuck me, property renting is a bit of a game. You have to have money coming out of your arse nowdays. -
Poor old Rebecca Adlington. She was sure she had heard it was Frankie..........
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That cleavage looks like it might actually go all the way down to her ankles.
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Are you related to Lardy?
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St. Patrick's Day
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Banshees Scream's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
So the bastards didn't really run out of potatoes then. -
.........and he thought that would be sufficient to keep you warm up there?
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Love
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Tactless Question for Poms: Is this Town England's A*hole Capital?
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Davey Jones' Locker's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Folkstone. Harlow Wisbech Canvey Island Southend Blackpool Preston Dartford Sheerness Colchester Bristol Shirehampton etc
