Lord Fellatio Nelson

Jealous. If you had no hair you would save a fortune on hair cuts and have more money for alcohol and cigs.

Nobody wants to go toe to toe with you anymore.

Who put c***s in instead of cunts?

What the fuck has that got to do with anything?

Obviously, Heysel never actually happened, did it.

Anything you started baby!

2nd best thread ever.

I'm just wondering how long it will be before his family sticks his wheelchair on ebay.

Right, songs that you love too much, the ones that will make you stop what you are doing so that you give it your fullest attention. Some of mine..... Little Arrows - Leapy Lee A Windmill in Old Amsterdam - Ronnie Hilton Crazy Horses - The Osmonds Go Buddy Go - The Stranglers Baker Street - Gerry Rafferty We've Only Just Begun - The Carpenters I close My Eyes and Count to Ten - Dusty Springfield Remember Me - Diana Ross Ever Fallen in Love - The Buzzcocks Life on Mars - Bowie Song of a Baker - The Small Faces ............and many more....

Bunch of snowflake cunts.

Quite probably the best thread EVER! I saw some wrestling today, someone dressed as a Mummy against a 'good guy' The most striking thing was that it was transmitted in 1981, IIRC, but the way that everybody was dressed you would have thought that it was actually 1972.

.............so you do not even bother to deny that you have milky white fleshy thighs. Do your bollocks slap against them too? Are you going to deny that?

The other day I was asked by an esteemed mem, it was actually by that web fingered wanker from Wiltshire whether I had visited the forum at all. I answered, honestly, no. Obviously, once asked I was compelled to look. Once again Deathsperm you, metaphorically, bent over, stark naked, and allowed your danglies to swing against your large milky white fleshy thighs. How could I not be tempted to give them a good kick with my size 10s .

People, I am not going to be attending the DL Con this March. As much as I would like to, life has gotten in the way etc etc etc. I shall have to bow out and, if somebody else wants to take it on, the plan is in place....... I'm also sodding off from here for a while too. Farewell

We can all reel out a list of groups/singers/songs that we like and give us the badge of street cred. What about those that we would rather not let everybody know we like? We must all have them, that song that would have you cringing if people knew you actually, you know, loved listening to it! Come on, tell everybody ten of your favourite tunes that you just have to play ( in private ) but, until now, have kept as a deep dark secret from everybody else. As I have absolutely no street cred whatsoever and I don't give a shit, I shall start. 1. I Remember You - Frank Ifield 2. Wonderful Land - The Shadows 3. We Don't Talk Anymore - Cliff Richard 4. Say When - Lene Lovich 5. Mexican Radio - Wall of Voodoo 6. A Windmill in Old Amsterdam - Ronnie Hilton 7. Our Lips are Sealed - The Go Gos 8. Twighlight Café - Susan Fassbender 9. Imagine Me Imagine you - Fox 10. Patches - Clarence Carter ...and many many many more.......

AFAIK, there was never a car badge with the words 'fucking cunt' on it

Well, nowhere. That way we may get some sense out of him.

I don't mind him coming back so long as somebody hides his socks so he can't wank into them.

If we have a whip round can you extend it to 20 years?

Have you ran out of socks?

Only when you are on it.

It's hardly normal to grow a massively shit beard like that so that you end up looking like somesort of Geordie kiddy fiddler.