Lord Fellatio Nelson

Wanker.

Always impressive to see you drift backwards and forwards from Mr Nice Guy to Mr Cunt them back again.

Tim Healey looks fucking shocking, more so than normal.

Well, sorry, no. I can honestly say that his cock has NEVER given me any pleasure whatsoever.

Yeah, unfortunately, it will take so fucking long to work out how to put the bastard thing together he would have completely decomposed to the point where a dustpan and brush and a bin will all that will be needed to dispose of him.

Its worse than that. The Hull Truck theatre has banned an Am Dram production of Are You Being Served. Utter bollocks.

The head on that knob......hmmmmm

Well, as it stands , the group is already one arm down so only another 9 arms, 10 legs and 5 heads to go......

Well there is a fucking truck load of them at The Cats Protection League if he wants to step up.......

Fuck me, did he ever?

'Mingebag motoring' is good I'm the twat.

Did you drive it like you stole it?

Fuck, bask in the adulation man!!!

Don't. It will have you throwing something heavy through the TV.

Sometimes I do not know whether you are just ripping the piss or the World really is odder than odd, even a century ago.

Right... So the average pre school age child would just, like, have KNOW that Tinky Winky was being played as a gay. Fu kin ell

Kiss of death, aren't you.

You suddenly going soft you old bugger??

It's 'Au Fait' you bell end.

This has deffo lurched into Zorders territory.

Well, unlike a certain musicians daughter, Ken aint going to be coming out.

Yeah, thats fair enough.

Time to try and get some gossip on this thread. We seem to have the odd member or three who has come up with the odd gem or five regarding stuf they have heard first hand or 21st hand. I know Spadey has come up with the odd titbit of info in the past and Handy has heard/read things that would turn ones urine green with surprise. So, come on, let the rumour mill swing into action, lets hear some gossip and stuff about celebs that they would rather be kept a secret or summat.

Quite true fella!

Bastard! I was going to do the ''......but I like ''I've got a brand new combine harvester.''....'' line.