Lord Fellatio Nelson

Only in Oslo and it will take 3 weeks before the rest of the Planet gets to hear about it.

There are some wonderful people out there. See, I'm nice really.

I remember her well.

I think he is too. I think he ended up in London.

Hold on a mo, on the basis of two vids, one where she will have spent time in the make up room before going on TV and the second one where she was wearing NO make up, lo and behold, she looks terribly ill. Come on now, I assumed there was a lickle bit of intelligence here...... Yes, she will probably die this year, it will be a sudden deterioration and something like pneumonia that will end her life but, for the moment, make up asides, she does not appear to be any closer to departing than a few months ago or summat.

Thats nothing. The Police found that, on the 'Britain First' website, the filter was set up to change the word Muslim to Terrorist.

That was part of Granada TVs '7 up' series that followed children, from the age of seven (IIRC in 1963 ) then revisited them every seven years onwards. I think the last revist was 56 up, I assume it died a natural death from there. It was a fascinating series, the most notable child, Neil, was a story in itself.

He is, he is!!!!

Looks like Carillion may be going tits up.. https://news.sky.com/story/stricken-hs2-contractor-carillion-in-urgent-fight-for-survival-11197537

Death, 'Italian style' really should be having a famous Italian crashing their Fiat into a Lorry loaded with Spaghetti. Wadda the chances of that, huh?

Certainly not! Can you not see the facts in the shape? All man, all man.

It's Clacton , Norway, It's cold and you need blubber to stay warm. It works for whales.

Such a c**t aren't you.

BBC commenting on the whitening of cocks. Ok.

That's very true.

I rest my case.

WTF is wrong with the younger generation? Don't they know how to do comb overs anymore??

I fucking hate Lad Bible. It is utter shit.

Is this bell end for real or is it all meant to be a very unfunny , way too long, joke?

Yeah but, really, they do seem like they have yet to go PUBIC. Maybe they should come back when the sprout some.

USP? Unfeasibly Small Penis? Yes, yes i have!!

So, lets get this straight. If I keep mentioning that I have a cock the size of a toothpick, eventually, it will make me wealthy? I'm up for that!!!

Oops. Sorry @Dis Pater, forgot about him Just for reference, about a year ago when I introduced myself, this is one of the greetings I got from a (dearly dispensed with) poster: Why the fuck are you quoting your old posts? Anyway, it's aRse.