Lord Fellatio Nelson

If it was Nobby he would still be there walking....................

This was in 2016 So why shouldn't Van Dyke still be able to dance like a Grandad??

Well, on here you are.........

No you are not. You are a hard, unforgiving bastard.

You would be wrong then.

I'm actually surprised your able to type that. Thought you would have snow blindness by now.

Generally it's three times.

Degree? I could not even muster up a Three Degrees single!!

Midwest where? Birmingham? Walsall?

I believe that your considered response to the said article has actually made the rest of us look like a bunch of fucking idiots, or summat.

Probably Toastie!

Aye, good call! With all this ice about, that will make an ace scraper of ice off ya windscreen!

Me too, almost in the 'untouchable for DL' mould like Brian Cant.

I bet they are still around just like the Tasmanian Tiger, supposedly.

I am in no way sizeist or owt but, honestly, he looks that humungeous it looks like he has eaten the rest of the contestants.

Tell all Edit: If its the one above.....

Fuck, it isn't , is it? You are Max Branning outta Eastenders!!

Mine for 2018 Olivia De Havilland Carol Channing Kirk Douglas Teddy Johnson June Lockhart Clive King Dennis Norden Jimmy Greaves Connie Sawyer Pearl Carr Subs: Glynnis Johns, George Cohen

Oh, I dunno so much. Steve Bull played his whole career at Wolves when he could have gone elsewhere for more money etc. Steve Perryman, Le Tissier and quite a few pros stayed with one club, even that hard bastard McGrain stayed with Celtic for, pretty much, most of his career when he was certainly courted by English clubs because he was a fucking top player. Most are mercenaries tho.

That's not an unfair comment but you could also argue that the player is a mercenary for going to play for a mediocre Premier league side for the money or that the challenge of winning a zillion games, the title season in and season out, because the league is massively uncompetitive, and Champions league football every season, is simply not enough to keep the best players. It's not like he could be going to Man Utd or Chelsea and the like, is it. It has been mooted that BT Sport may be the main bidder for SFL TV rights when the current deal expires. How they would market the league which is utterly dominated by one club will be the driving factor in their bid, surely.

You want to sum up the SPL? There is the odd report floating around that Dembele could be leaving Celtic for..................Brighton.

I doubt if it would matter a shit who was running the game up there, the SPL is a dead duck outside of Scotland. Fair play to Celtic for managing to squeeze so much out of what they get to make the money that they have.

Well, for me, you showed your class by not giving her some 'well 'ard' female doggy name equivalent to Tyson or summat.

EFA.