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    9. Linda Nolan

    The committee does not give a shit and there is a 98.7% probability that they do not even read these threads, or any other threads.
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    Ok, so you can say 'fuck' 'cunt' 'wanker' etc etc. You can also post up shite like 'share if you agree that muslims should go to church instead of Mosques if the live in the UK..' You can also post up stuff that could constitute paedophilia to the average person. You can also post up crap to phish, con and cheat the gullible. But the moment you post up a pic of a wine bottle......oh no!! The FB Nazis are on you!!
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    ...........and who the fuck actually still believes in the accuracy of polls nowdays?
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    June Whitfield

    Giving or receiving?
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    Room Lovely, Look You.

    When I saw that you had posted in here, I assumed you had suffered a severe bang to your head. I need not have worried.
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    The 18th Death of 2017

    Ok, can't argue with that.
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    The 18th Death of 2017

    I'm after a nice CD player, some nice alloys wheels and......................
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    I do not think even the combined sick puppy minds of Lardy, Charon and myself could have created this story and presented it as fact! https://www.theguardian.com/society/2017/dec/20/amazon-removes-circumcision-training-kits-from-sale
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    The 18th Death of 2017

    That's a bit like those Scousers who bang/ed on about being mere humble working class Scouse bin dipper folk, people like Tarby, Cilla Black etc. As soon as they made a few bob, they fucked off out of there faster than a shit house Rat to reside in more salubrious places like Buckinghamshire. Hey, they didn't forget their roots, did they!
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    The 18th Death of 2017

    TBF, she would not be aware of that.
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    The Dead Of 2017

    I take it she isn't overly popular with you?
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    Room 101

    You talking about you landline internet connection?
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    Room 101

    Not into the spirit of Christmas this year are you Toastie.
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    Room 101

    ((SHHHHHH............Get onto them and raise a 'Chairmans office complaint' as 1) They did not repair when they stated and 2) Christmas Day is several days too long to wait ))
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    Gary Lineker. You are a jug eared cunt. That is all.
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    June Whitfield

    1) She isn't dead 2) If she was dead, she would not have a voice to compare to the one she had when she was alive. 3) WTF.
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    June Whitfield

    I'm now wondering if that home is Brinsworth House or Denville Hall? Maybe, if it is the former, she will invite us in for a cuppa when some of us have our DL con down that way next year. Assuming that she will still be here, or summat.
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    Kim Jong-Un

    Soylent Green is people!!!!
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    Lara Roxx

    No, but i'm willing to go undercover into the industry to find out. I will sacrifice myself for the good of the DL massive.
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    Predictions not death anyone else feeling psychic

    You shat yourself?
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    Predictions not death anyone else feeling psychic

    I predicted that there would be lots of shit threads created and they would not even be my threads.
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    Diane Abbott

    Thick as shit cunt .
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    David Cassidy

    ...........then a cup of tea.
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    The Dead Of 2017

    He smoked three packs of ciggies a day. I bet he could even smoke in a bar, on a train and anywhere else. I bet NK will still have petrol powered vehicles in 40 years too. Fuck, I'm emigrating.
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