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Everything posted by Lord Fellatio Nelson
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The committee does not give a shit and there is a 98.7% probability that they do not even read these threads, or any other threads.
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DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Lord Fellatio Nelson's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Ok, so you can say 'fuck' 'cunt' 'wanker' etc etc. You can also post up shite like 'share if you agree that muslims should go to church instead of Mosques if the live in the UK..' You can also post up stuff that could constitute paedophilia to the average person. You can also post up crap to phish, con and cheat the gullible. But the moment you post up a pic of a wine bottle......oh no!! The FB Nazis are on you!! -
Political Discussions And Ranting Thread
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Deathray's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
...........and who the fuck actually still believes in the accuracy of polls nowdays? -
Giving or receiving?
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Room Lovely, Look You.
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Bald rick's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
When I saw that you had posted in here, I assumed you had suffered a severe bang to your head. I need not have worried. -
Smart aRse.
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Ok, can't argue with that.
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I'm after a nice CD player, some nice alloys wheels and......................
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DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Lord Fellatio Nelson's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
I do not think even the combined sick puppy minds of Lardy, Charon and myself could have created this story and presented it as fact! https://www.theguardian.com/society/2017/dec/20/amazon-removes-circumcision-training-kits-from-sale -
That's a bit like those Scousers who bang/ed on about being mere humble working class Scouse bin dipper folk, people like Tarby, Cilla Black etc. As soon as they made a few bob, they fucked off out of there faster than a shit house Rat to reside in more salubrious places like Buckinghamshire. Hey, they didn't forget their roots, did they!
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TBF, she would not be aware of that.
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I take it she isn't overly popular with you?
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You talking about you landline internet connection?
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Not into the spirit of Christmas this year are you Toastie.
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((SHHHHHH............Get onto them and raise a 'Chairmans office complaint' as 1) They did not repair when they stated and 2) Christmas Day is several days too long to wait ))
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DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Lord Fellatio Nelson's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Gary Lineker. You are a jug eared cunt. That is all. -
1) She isn't dead 2) If she was dead, she would not have a voice to compare to the one she had when she was alive. 3) WTF.
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I'm now wondering if that home is Brinsworth House or Denville Hall? Maybe, if it is the former, she will invite us in for a cuppa when some of us have our DL con down that way next year. Assuming that she will still be here, or summat.
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Soylent Green is people!!!!
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No, but i'm willing to go undercover into the industry to find out. I will sacrifice myself for the good of the DL massive.
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Predictions not death anyone else feeling psychic
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Charlotte's Controller's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
You shat yourself? -
Predictions not death anyone else feeling psychic
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Charlotte's Controller's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
I predicted that there would be lots of shit threads created and they would not even be my threads. -
Thick as shit cunt .
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...........then a cup of tea.
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He smoked three packs of ciggies a day. I bet he could even smoke in a bar, on a train and anywhere else. I bet NK will still have petrol powered vehicles in 40 years too. Fuck, I'm emigrating.