Lord Fellatio Nelson

https://news.sky.com/story/oumuamua-mysterious-interstellar-object-probed-for-signs-of-alien-life-11167415

Buy him a cup of tea, that will seriously confuse him.

Me too. His boss Sgt Chisholm ( Patrick Malahide ) was probably one of the best characters in it.

Calling Lardy to the Bat phone!!

Yeah, we have had some snow and the weather is a bit shit. It's WINTER!!!!!!!!!!

A bigger erection?

Oh! Did you shave your head and go into meltdown too?

Still pissed?

Well there is the thing. Hong Kong Phooey did get an obit via Scatman Crothers. Whoever the fuck Kong Hon is/King Dong/Do Do Do, Do the Kong ga is, he will not get an obit anywhere outside of China and Hong Kong. Fucking pointless really.

Certain of a UK obit then....................

A post from my brother in law elsewhere on't web... ....'Liam Gallagher played a sold out Ally Pally the other night.. touts wanting £160 a ticket, my Bruv bowls up on the off chance of blagging it.. hangs about and has a little chat to security and gets in for £20 cash!! Love ya style !!

You could have warned me it was in German Handy. For a moment I thought I was suffering a stroke.

Your street cred has just hit - 72.

Such a charmer, aren't you.

It's 'Comic' relief so it cannot count Handy.

Only you. You bell end.

No Heino then.......Hmmmmmm.

All the Worlds Karaoke machines should be axed to tiny bits and burnt. Then the ashes should be mixed in with raw sewage.

I always remember 'April Ashley' as one of the first or foremost transgender women? Maybe I have got the name wrong. Edit: I was correct.

That one was wasted on 43.4% of DLers.

Utterly disgraceful etc, etc.......

I have always read that as Myfanny.

How times have changed!

Top find there!!