Lord Fellatio Nelson

I saw that in the papers a few days back. I did a search on here but couldn't find anything. I thought it best not to say owt rather than be told that there WAS a mention of him elsewhere etc etc. Doesn't look good for him, does it.

To be fair, I only know Dutch sports people, mainly footballers, and Sylvie Van Der Vaart, which she isn't anymore. Just sayin, like.

Are you for real?

You had them fooled for a while there.

In other news, Rishi Sunak has donated £100,000 to his old school, no not Bash Street School, the very exclusive Winchester College. What a fucking cunt he is.

It could only improve the show.

Did somebody piss on your cornflakes this morning?

Ok, maybe it's me but.. No, scrub it, I'll keep the thought in me head, fanks.

That is a shit excuse for being pissed every night, Bou. However, having reconsidered things, it is a very good excuse.

Yeah, but, re read their post that I replied to. He said, quote, 'So they will kill off Dot Cotton now, I believe'. He/She BELIEVES??? What, like they aren't quite sure that the Beeb will? Blimey, they could still be rolling out her skeleton, fag ( nowt to do with sex, you perv ) sticking out of her skeletal gob while somebody throws their voice to make it look like she is saying ' Oh, er, I say' etc etc. This will be out of desperation by the BBC to get the viewing figures off of the floor that they currently lay upon. Next it will be 'Pete Beal' has risen from the grave, I believe.

Really? I thought they may keep her in it for another 20 years.

He will survive until the war in Ukraine is over which, we have to suspect, cannot go on for much longer without some sort of agreement that saves face for Putincunt. Beyond that, well, Churchill lost the 1945 election, Labour won by a landslide which, I suppose, proves that no matter how 'competent' Johnson appears to be during the Ukraine crisis the public will not give a single fuck when it comes to voting on issues that are much closer to home. On that thought , the Tory back benches will have to get rid before the next election is called.

Thank fuck for that!

Yeah, you are probably more of a Nish Kumar kinda guy.

Tbf, I don't think anybody would advise Geoff Norcott, or any other white comedian to stick 'The White British Takeover III ' on their flyers. That would be seen as racist, right?

Because it suits everybody to keep the war in one country rather than have the whole of fucking Europe having their streets bombed etc. Also, in case you haven't figured it out, Russia is losing and are pulling out of all other areas to regroup and try and take all of the disputed regions in Ukraine. A face saving exercise because they have proved themselves to be fucking useless at fighting a war.

Yes they do but not everybody. Some find it too emotionally stressful.

Who would want to if they had it!! I should imagine he is devastated, I doubt that he would be able to give an upbeat statement. His family took that burden from him.

Fucking hell, if people who have never met me on here imagine who I am now they might have a mental image of Bruce Willis taking out terrorists in that skyscraper.

I'm fucked now. The mother in law thinks that, at times ( when I am looking all menacing, maybe) I look like him.

Fucking hell. Honeymoon worn off then? Have a taste of England.....

Never listened to anything that the group sang and, honestly, I had no idea who he was until I saw the thread a while back. Fucking tragic. He was just a boy FFS.

Double Abba was my teenage sexual dream. The girls, that is.

He is 79 ffs! Millions of people don't make it to 79, he is having a good run. The notion that living to a very good old age is something the runs across the whole family is bollocks. He may be on his way out or maybe it is because he is old and not as physically strong and sturdy as he was. Doesn't mean that he is going anytime soon.

Hey, just found a pic of a young Joyce, in her prime. You wouldn't have thought that they had met!