Lord Fellatio Nelson

I don't know why there is any debate as to whether he gave an honest answer to whether he had cancer or not. It is his fucking business and his alone. The power of prayer? I'd have to say that a prayer to God to be saved would be akin to a prayer to Harvey Weinstein not to be sexually assaulted..... Hey, if it works for him , who's to argue?

Peter Stringfellow? He has got to be coming up for scrutiny sooner rather than later, he is into his 70s and has burnt his candle at both ends, possibly.

EFA

If anybody is actually watching 'I'm a celebrity get me out of here..' do you not think that Iain Lee would be well advised to lose the beard. I cannot help but think that he looks too much like Kiddy fiddler, musician and lifer Ian Watkins.

Fuck your luck!

I was talking about this today with someone. Coincidence? http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/the-manchester-pusher-readers-say-9932213

Aye, he certainly had a pretty face. I wonder how many groupies he had sit on it over the years?

Caroline Flack or Captain Flack?

Fucking hell, It's Zorders!!

Well, ok, just this once tho.

Yes but you lack webbing between toes and fingers, it would never work.

Maybe Zorders can PM him and request that he kills himself.

Ah, Zorders!! There you are......

Can we not just cull all the fucktards on here? Obviously, that does not include me.

He can sing Handy plus I like him.

He can fuck off too!!

What shall I get for Christmas? Oh, I know!!! Nick Knowles has an album out of 'grate chooons' for me to stick on the CD player. Hey, I may even buy Shane Ritchies new CD to play when I've worn Nicks one out. Fucking cunts, the lot of em.

Let's not.

I did consider the possibility of making some lame joke about Spadeys sock being full of jizz but, quite honestly, the fella is a bit above all of that infantile humour. However, If you would like to repost and mention one of Deathrays socks then, obviously, I can do the deed.

I think there would be more chance of you being a Truck driving serial killer than of being anybody else but you on here. If bladan is really Banshees then poor old Banshees has really gone down hill.

It's not me either. Even I cannot bore the tits off of everybody as effectively as 'bladan' is.

If we are going to have a yearly awards show shite thingy then lets do it properly. Lets ignore the half baked one currently dying on its arse ( that's arse with an 'R' Lardy.. ) and do a proper one that can also die on its arse with a tad more dignity, or summat. So, having thought short and soft about it, I have come up with the following categories. Please be aware that there were going to be a couple of very special categories, however, only a few of us could possibly vote on it such is the erm, delicacy of the matter.. Anyway. 1) Admin of the Year 2) Mod of the Year 3) Thread of the Year 4) Post of the Year 5) News story of the Year 6)Poster of the Year 7) Worst Poster of the Year 8)The 'Should post more' Poster 9) The 'Should post less' Poster 10) The most missed Poster 11) The least missed Poster 12) Biggest wanker of the Year on DL 13) Most respected DL member 14) Add your random nomination for whatevah here. There you go. Fill yer boots.

KillersElf is one of the best names on here ever. Only somebody utterly derranged could have come up with that.