Lord Fellatio Nelson
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Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Lord Fellatio Nelson's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Am I the only one that , when a newscaster says 'Mogadishu' I shout 'bless you ' to them? No? Well you are just a bunch of bastards then!!! -
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Nope. I only shave my massive balls -
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Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Dr. Zorders's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
That is funny. -
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The other day I happened upon a comedy character that I had completely forgotten about. Norman Gunston. Just thought you would like to know. -
To be fair Toastie, I had no idea he was trying to be funny.
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Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Deathray's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
The Government won't collapse but May could end up resigning and spark a leadership contest. That couldn't happen quick enough. -
Well, having read one of several articles pertaining to the statement of the 'actress' involved, I am mindful that the threats to her career seemed to be somewhat important to her decision not to go to the Police and report the offence. Seriously, what the fuck is the matter with people?
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Well my hands are still as rough as a badgers arse.
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.....and you are a man from the UK who is, in no way, a bird from Norway or summat.
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I don't think you do........
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She has been on my HPDP list for years. Most of my picks have been, Im shit at picking. This must mean that she will be around for a few more years.
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Kate And Gerry
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy's topic in DeathList Forum
Link to the phones one!!! -
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If that hits the mainstream press they will have superfast within 6 months. -
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Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Dr. Zorders's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
There you are then. There is NO WAY she got given nearly THREE HUNDRED of those tablets by a well meaning work mate who 'just popped to their Doctor and they wrote a prescription out, no bother...' T R A M A D O L is much in demand in Egypt, apparently, as an alternative to Heroin and other kinds of drug. Naive? No she is a drug runner for her boyfriend. -
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Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Dr. Zorders's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Ok, quick question. Can you be prescribed up to 300 T R A M A D O L tablets on one prescription? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-41875573 I'm smelling bullshit. -
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I have just seen Johnny Marr in the crowd at the City V Gooners game. Fucking hell, is he touring as a Beatles tribute act or something? Dye that hair Johnny, ya twat. -
Kate And Gerry
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy's topic in DeathList Forum
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Because she is a cunt?
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'' CALLING BANSHEES SCREAM TO THE BAT PHONE, COME IN BANSHEES SCREAM ''
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Did she ever webcam........?
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I used to pull the piss out of BS something rotten. I liked him though and, in view of some of the fucking dross that is being posted on here of late, I now appreciate his utter genius way more than I ever did. Come back BS, come back!!
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Hungary is the Porn capital of Europe.
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What Are We Going to Do About A Corpse Named Ian Brady?
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Youwanticewiththat's topic in DeathList Forum
That idea has legs fins- 41 replies
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