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Lord Fellatio Nelson

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    Richard Wilson

    O.................................kay...................
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    Room Lovely, Look You.

    ........but did ye spill ya pint???
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    38. Harvey Weinstein

    8 out of 10 cats also prefer whiskas.
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    Drunk? Bored?? Psychopath???

    You find me a walrus that is still alive after, well, lets say 300 years.
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    Time Added

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    38. Harvey Weinstein

    This is all going seriously OTT.
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    Dustin Hoffman

    Clearly, some of those making accusations were young, aspiring actors who, after suffering said sexual assaults weighed everything up and decided that their careers were way more important than bringing the perpetrators to book. That makes them look ever so cuntish IMHO.
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    Queen Elizabeth II

    There is some seriously banal shite put onto the forum and it's not even all from me!
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    Halloween

    I'm wiring up the door bell to the mains.
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    Drunk? Bored?? Psychopath???

    To sumarise. You requested to join the party, which was accepted, and now you have decided to go and do a huge shit on the hosts coffee table.
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    38. Harvey Weinstein

    Yeah, fair enough, I need to get out more.
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    Football

    Lucozade have been handing out bottles of piss to footballers and sports people for years. I do not see an issue.
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    38. Harvey Weinstein

    Source?
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    Kirk Douglas

    .......unless you are PM'ing them and imploring them to go kill themselves, or summat.
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    Kirk Douglas

    I have no interest in death. I come here coz of da awesome bantz and all that.
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    Ahhhhhhh. Ok.
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    Death List Convention

    I did as little as possible and partied!
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    Death List Convention

    Fucking Racist.
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    Death List Convention

    Fuck! Found out!
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    Why are they loons for wishing to determine their own future?
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    Death List Convention

    For 6 months, back in the 80s, I lived near Hannover as I had family there. A place called Laatzen. I fucking LOVED Germany!
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    No, I'm not going to ask what a PSAT is because I do not care. Mind you, our Irish members will probably tell you its a medium sized family car made by VW.
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    Football

    I'm hearing that Liverpool have sacked their manager. He will be returning to Germany with his family on Saturday. Yes, the Klopps go back this weekend..
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    Room 101

    Yes, yes but It works for me.
  25. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Horse Racing

    It's a classic. One of the great races......
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