Lord Fellatio Nelson

Does it sodding matter? They are both deaded. The End.

.......or Franco has risen from the grave.

Possibly.

No no no!!! You stated that she had contradicted the official report that Paddick was a lone gunman. Im contradicting the conspiracy theory that he wasn't by saying that he was. Simples.

Ah, well, in all fairness, he will need time off to go Christmas shopping and all that.

Usually kids toys that either lead poisoned them or choked them to death when swallowed.

Is his nickname 'Mr Happy' by any chance?

Yeah I thought that then thought that, maybe, he didn't father those kids, apart from the one she was already carrying when they got lifted.

Apparently he was previously married to the sister of a known and imprisoned terrorist? That's why, apparently, he didn't want to end up back in the US, he was fearful of arrest. Another 'allegedly' was that he had spouted some terrorist sympathy shite too. Yeah, more to come Lardy.

Oh, ok! Show us your tits.

Yeah but he was a lone gunman.

Disappointing Lady FN is enough.

No, its his lungs. His arse seems to be perfectly ok.

Yes, that chimes in with the CEO of Oxfam and all those others that head 'Charadees' that implore us to spare a Tenner for the sick and the dying while they earn incredible sums of money that would make your fucking eyes water. Good post fella.

Well, maybe Trump IS right.... https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/iran-blamed-for-cyberattack-on-parliament-that-hit-dozens-of-mps-including-theresa-may/ar-AAtpPag?li=BBoPRmx&ocid=mailsignout

Gotta be easier ways of doing that.! Her Dad was interviewed, he was unimpressed.

Er, that utter fucktard that decided, five years ago, that it would be a brilliant idea to take his wife back packing in Afghanistan. Now rescued, after spending those five years as hostages, he is complaining about their treatment. Ok.

That's nasty but funny. Im not sure how long people have been rattling tins for cancer for but, honestly, has cancer been eradicated? Has it fuck. What will happen to all the cancer charities and all the research scientists if, one day, they actually say, 'there will be no more cancer' Shitloads of unemployed probably. Ummm, maybe they don't want to actually provide a cure, just have a bit of a fight with it for another 40 years or summat.

It will be Moyes.

No vomiting in the streets, no lewd acts on dance floors.

It is Trumps fault. Everything in the whole wide World is Trumps fault. Obviously....

Onwards and upwards Mary, onwards and upwards!

I can't say I have ever masturbated with Randomly chosen Canadians via webcam tbf. That's best left to short arsed dick heads or fat cunts like Weinstein

That's very deep.