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Lord Fellatio Nelson

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  1. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    So how many celebs have you PM'd and told to kill themselves then?
  2. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    I cannot imagine that it could be that bad, maybe somebody found a traffic cone on the roof of their Austin Maxi or summat?
  3. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Meat Loaf

    Not at all.
  4. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Meat Loaf

    I've not taken the high ground. You were not around when the album came out, you have no idea of its impact, no idea of its place and generally no fucking idea. If you don't like that, I couldn't give a shit, your opinion was noted and disagreed with. If you want to throw your rattle out of the pram it's up to you. If you wanted to get treated like an adult stop writing like a fucking child.
  5. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Football

    Hey, how about a list of rude, lewd or silly footballers names? Following on from Ufarte - Spain, how about Quim - Portugal and Kuntz - Germany? Any more?
  6. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Football

    Didn't kids make childish jokes about him?
  7. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Meat Loaf

    Exactly.
  8. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Meat Loaf

    Sounds a bit like your post quality. He was, pretty much, a one album wonder and the album just happened to be pretty shit hot for its day. Whatever came before and whatever went after he never hit that level and, live, he couldn't sing for shit ( my personal opinion) but put on a good show. It was 1977/78 FFS, you probably hadn't even been fertilized.
  9. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Disc Jockeys

    I cannot disagree with that.
  10. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Norman Lloyd

    That should have been left alone. It was a testament to the utter fucking dick head that MK/MH/Africa777/Death sperm* actually is. I'm actually surprised you haven't sent them a PM telling them to kill themselves Roey. *Whatevah.
  11. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Disc Jockeys

    Richard Stillgoe looked chipper. One of our most underrated songwriters/lyricists.
  12. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Disc Jockeys

    Yes, I saw her. I wouldn't say rough more like fucking odd. Dressing like a 24 yr old rock star heroin addict stuck in 1972 is fucking stupid when you are 77.
  13. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Death List Convention

    Nope, she can drink wine by the bucket load and I have seen pictures of bucket sized glasses filled with wine as proof!
  14. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Death List Convention

    Best get your liver into training then! LG drinks by the bucket.
  15. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Death List Convention

    24th of March is an open invite to you LG.
  16. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Kirk Douglas

    Strangely, nor did MK.
  17. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Football

    You probably wanted to shag Paddington bear.
  18. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Football

    Couple of smug cunts, aren't they.
  19. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Football

    I think your sister would agree.
  20. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Drunk? Bored?? Psychopath???

    There are some who have departed and are missed. There are others who should have fucked off long ago because they were a monumental pain in the arse ( its ARSE ya Yanks!! ) The kid was the later.
  21. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Political Frailty

    The 'committee' would not give one fuck or even 27 fucks.
  22. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Barbara Walters

    She looks like she is 88 and has no make up on to hide decades of face lifts.
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