Lord Fellatio Nelson

I will throw in Hitler and raise you Jimmy Savile.

You would assume that Crosbys sperm is loaded with narcotics/alcohol musical talent that would bring forth the next generation of rock stars or summat.

Yep, its not going away, serious shit now. I will be interested to see PSGs response when its floated that Barca join Le Championnat.

The Spanish Goverrnment bussed in hundreds of Police from outside the region, I suspect that they were the ones giving it the big one? The Guardia Civil are nasty bastards too, almost certainly went in to give a good kick in. Blimey, it was like Franco had risen from the grave.

So don't dis Jagger!!

I had to ask as you said you said you had a pleasant afternoon out. I've never thought of Crawley as particularly pleasant!

Alice Cooper is fucking brilliant, the fact that he was an influence is irrelevant. Mick Jagger could walk onto a stage stark bollock naked and he would still be Mick Jagger of the ROLLING STONES ffs!!! There is the Premier League and there is the Evo Stik South League.

Yeah but Lardy is an even bigger celebrated piss artist and a legend of the forum. That's an unbeatable top trump.

I was thinking of that the other day after seeing a clip of her on one of those reality TV shows where she is in therapy or summat. Timeless and beautiful.

Hold on. Its only TEN games into the season. They have FIVE points and are only another NINE off of mid table safety. The bottom eight teams are only separated by FIVE points. Derek Adams is the fella that was in charge of their promotion. Id have to say that, on that evidence, knee jerking is alive and well and those players who he has supposedly lost are nothing but cunts. The Chairman is anything but spineless. His has had the balls to stick with things working out that, 'if the manager who got us promotion and a replay with The Rats says that things will improve why the fuck should I question that when we are only ten games into a marathon? Sometimes Football is utterly pathetic.

Was you actually in Crawley?

Hahaha, brilliant!!!!

Id prefer Amsterdam.

I think he might have been referring to Big Black C*ck. That may float his boat but, personally, stick to Richard Bradford DDT, its safer.

Fucking hell, I am fully Arthur and not Martha. I don't see any point in sticking up for him, he wanted to be banned forever so fucking ban him forever. Its what he would have wanted.

Well fuck off then. Its not like anybody will give a shit, is it.

Well, yes, yes, I suppose so Toastie!

He was in Corrie, he owned the garage that is now owned by Kevin Webster. Now say sorry to Charon....

TBH, If I had been a young woman in the 1960s Id have happily let Bradford smash my back doors in. He was a handsome 'mans man'

This is 100% correct!!!!!

I'm just wondering what he glopped away to. There is no way he would have got a stiffy looking at Ms Toksvig.

I bet he has his hand down the front of his trousers rubbing his hamster sized cock as he watches.

See? I told you he was in a bad way NINE MONTHS AGO.

In all fairness the bloke was the size of Benidorm and looked like he was on borrowed time.

I don't think she has ever had the big one, or even a small one. I believe it was all done by donor and a turkey baster.