Lord Fellatio Nelson

I like it Fuck you all.

Yes, yes we can!!

I think we all are, in our own way! Just do what you normally do, pencil her in as a possible.

Tessa Jowell Has been diagnosed with Brain Cancer. How terrible

No it won't. It's just you upping your post count with a pointless thread.

Ok, so whe know about and worship the Church of Brinsworth House. We also know about Denville Hall, another place revered by serious Dead pooling aficionados or summat. The question is, as we know both these places of rest are south of Watford, are there any other similar entertainment venues in the north? What happens to northern entertainers who have to end their careers in communal TV rooms with audiences of half asleep 92 yr olds? Does Wales have a place for Tom Jones to retire to? Will Scotland have a nice communal garden for Salmond to go and spend his last days in?

I remember one of our secondary school classrooms had a wall full of Album covers because, well, they can be ART! I don't buy many CDs anymore ( apart from a Four Tops Greatest hits album and a Motown Anthems thingy at HMV this morning.....2 for a tenner infact ) so is the art on the covers still up to scratch or not?

Well 2 good ruled out and one bad ruled in..... Win some, lose some.

If he dies in Barnsley it may be some time before the rest of the World gets to hear about it.

Yeah, Dortmund look good for a win. We will actually be better away from Wembley, fucking Beirut would be better than Wembley. I wont begrudge you your winnings, should you be correct.

You are quite cheerful considering your lot got stuffed. Why the fuck you decided to invade the pitch, we will never know...

Then again it may have been spelled Jip.

I went to do a job at the scabby bedsit flat once in downtown Basildon. The fella who answered the door was the usual toothless, smelly article wearing large underpants and with breath that would destroy the most powerful of odour eaters. Within the confines of that flat he kept a mongrel dog that was an utter fruit loop that wouldn't stop bounding around the room. 'Oi, Monkey Bollocks!! 'Sit down!! he screamed at it and, amazingly it calmed down. Now THATS a name to give a dog!!

Ok I confess that, as a young boy, I kept mice and two of them were called Tammy and Horatio. I also had a cat called Patsy who was a boy cat and a dog called Gyp. As a teenager I had a gerbil called Pip and, as an adult, we had a dog called Dylan as the family pet. None, not one of them was ever going to be called Nigel, Katrina or Cressida or Douglas or any other kind of stupid name, ever!

Yeah but you are a bell end!

Fucking hell Jacqueline and Trevor are hardly suitable names for budgies are they!!!!!!

He could have gone into that other thread for actors who are in shit loads of things but nobody actually knows their name. That fella was in LOADS of TV dramas. EDIT: Ah, he already has.

Christ!!! The man has serious staying power.

TBF, David Crosby has looked close to death for a very long time. Greavsie has some way to go yet.

Is he dead yet?

I love you man!!!

I wouldn't know where to start with that one.

Yeah, he looks really well.... His missus is gripping his hand, he appears to have no ability to reciprocate. A Spurs legend and a bit of a miserable old cunt, its all a bit tragic.

Can't win em all Lardy, can't win em all.

Totally agree with you. His liaisons with women have been no more than a cover. Im not sure about the other two tho.