Lord Fellatio Nelson

24th of March then.

'Im off out on the piss' may just work!

Nah. Lardy will be dressed as a nurse, she will wheelchair me in straight through the front door, heavily disguised as somebody old and famous like Brian Blessed or summat, and when we are in we will open the tradesmans entrance ( Lardy has some experience of tradesmans entrances ) and let the rest of you in. It cannot fail.

Who wants savings?! I wanna spend it and enjoy it now thanks!

Somebody just got £85 from a dealer on Dickinsons Real Deal for a bit of tat silver. She wants to put the cash towards a holiday. Obviously, replacing her missing tooth and tidying up the rest of those fucking tombstones is not too important, is it. Welcome to the UKs underclass.

Ok so how about one of these dates ? Saturday the 10th, 17th or 24th of March?

See the Doc, you are depressed. Happens to the many and only the few do not understand.

Sounds a good idea but, i reckon, if that house is advertised as having a 'childrens playroom' we may get trampled in the rush to view by all those 'friends of Rolf' celebs or summat.

I will break the habit and respond to you. Ive actually seen the footage, its out there. He does, indeed, die a hero, when it all starts going wrong he picks up the child and tries to run through the water with them. Unfortunately, the helicopters blade hits them as it falls into the water.

Right gang, lets get this nailed down for a date! First off, I'm thinking any Saturday in March or April. Ive considered the possibility of a certain teams play off ambitions and Marys desire to travel to the closest away games to him or summat. Hence, Ive left May out but..... The rest of you, I assume, have nowt too pressing. So can I have some dates that are doable so I can try and get this thing up and running? Ta. PS: If anybody has access to a good copier so that we can get some genuine top quality Dickie O masks made up?

You utter bastard.

Yeah, I mean, there isn't much of a demand for stick thin 74 yr old men who are about as funny as cancer.

I had no idea he directed Salem,s Lot. Thats one of the best horrors ever.

Well..... Might have been better if Floyd had bothered to get out of 1st gear. Here is the thing. If the mad Mick really wants to conquer t'planet then he needs to switch from the uttery thuggery that masquerades as 'sport' to Queensberry rules and try and be the first to be champ in both. Somehow, even if he were to have another hole up his arse, I doubt that, from what Ive just seen, he would beat anybody decent whatsoever.

So, it would appear, Mayweather 'danced' with him for 10 rounds, to give the public what they wanted, until the Irish fella was a bit worn out and then finished the dance, or summat. Sounded exciting.

Those Muckers are not English. We would have fixed it by now.

Did you not know that his internet speed is as fast as a slug with a hernia?

Im wondering how many people are actually going to pay per view this utter shite?

I remember that shit. Ali ended up in hospital with phlebitis after Inoki constantly tried to kick his legs to bring him down. Fucking shit it was.

You got that right mate.

That will depend on how much alcohol we have consumed beforehand.

Im, sort of, thinking that there is a photo opportunity there. We all stand outside, adjacent to the Brinny House sign, wearing Dickie O masks. A sort of 'Where's Waldo Wally' thing.

Maybe, as he looks so well, we can go around there for tea when we have our DL meet next year!!

Life really is a genuine bollock kicker.

RA!!!! Welcome back!!! You coming with us to Brinsworth House next year??