Lord Fellatio Nelson

Well, no, I never thought it strange, I half expected it!!! DI is doing a stonkingly good job.

Strangely, their vanishing act occoured sometime after DL had a Eurovision Mod contest......

Never mind, I'm sure there will be others for us to visit next year!!!

Penny Calvert? Didn't she die a few years back??

A twatish observation from a twat. That includes you.

Guess what? There is a whole wide world that actually exists outside of the borders of the USA. We may just have heard about it.

Only a century??!!! Doesn't Hardrian's Wall ring a bell??

Thank Christ for you Toastie x

Fair play Tractor Tyre Eater, again, you are on the ball.

Its gonna happen but we aint sizeist or owt.

I dived in there coz its da truth. Precious few people in the World actually have that REAL feeling of love that is reciprocated.* I am too pissed to check spellings

I am wasted. Im as pissed as fuck so the following may only make sense to me. I have got pisssed at the local concervative club. I was there cause my mates other half was part of a duo singing there. She is a nurse, they are a Conservative club.........................

I can say, personally, that MPFC is the voice of reason on this subject, damn him.

You are THE man MPFC. I will happily buy you several pints next year

Because you are still in love with her. A shit happens thing, Im afraid.

Keep digging

The title of the thread gives away whos second account this is.

I hope not, I have points to be added!!

Where is RA?

TBF, Nobody does that better than Spadey. You were doomed to fail.

Is he dead yet?

You used the term 'modern SUV' and the Range Rover predates the Jeep Cherokee XJ. The Range Rover was developed to suit the farmer who wanted to trailer a herd of sheep off of a field in the morning and attend a wedding in the evening. The early Range Rover had rubber floor mats ( no carpets) and vinyl seats to allow them to be hosed down, eliminating pig shit and sheep saliva etc. On that basis, the Range Rover was the first TRUE SUV, however, back in 1970, they didn't use poncey words to sell lifestyle choice vehicles. Incidentally, the Land Rover was developed by by engineer Maurice Wilks who saw a gap in the market after marvelling at the old WW2 Jeep he was using on his farm. You COULD say that the early Land Rover Station wagon model even predates the Range Rover, as they were spartan but designed to be work and leisure vehicles. To wit, the Range Rover was, probably, the first serious SUV as it combined extreme comfort normally found in hugely expensive cars with the durability, strength and work horse capabilities of its sister Land Rover, Jeep and anything that went across the desert on tracks ( Citroen) in the 1920s and the like or summat etc etc. I didn't even need to look that all up.

True but there is stupid and there is STUPID!!!