Lord Fellatio Nelson

Yeah, start a thread..........

Winnie Mandela

She doesn't have her own thread because she hasn't, AFAIK, had any issues which make her more vulnerable to the Reaper than anybody else of a similar age. We could ram this forum with dozens of famous 70, 80 or 90 plus year olds but its pointless, impractical and a waste of time unless they have specific or generic issues that could see them more likely to be on a DL than others. Maggie Smith is just an old lady.

One of my fave films ever!!!!

You have to lay off the cheese Handy.

When I was on holiday I actually had a dream where the dead Ex PM Ted Heath was a transvestite who was trying to seduce me. I will not go into the details but, in my defence, I did tell him that I wasnt going near it and I had gone to bed a bit drunk. Im still fucking waiting for that dream about me and Carol Kirkwood.

Winnah!!!!!!

Im not convinced at those revenue figures. Probably a third of all ciggies smoked in the UK are from abroad ( Eastern Europe) mostly illegally bought in/sold. Typically, millions of Britons have swapped cigs for vaping. I was astonished at how few people smoked cigs at the hotel I was at a week ago, a few years ago loads would have, me included. Smoking conventional cigarettes is dying out here at a rapid rate and you can blame the high taxes levied on them over any health warnings.

Funnily enough so did I.

..........so that 20yr old 'model' kidnapped and held hostage in Italy...... She is back home and preening and pouting in front of the cameras. A stint on This Morning, Good Morning Britain, and a slot on Loose Women beckons. Another fame hungry bint with big tits and fuck all else going for her.

I simply cannot imagine you in a customer facing role.

Nothing is THAT bad.

Can I swerve that question due to the fact that I haven't a sodding clue?

Told you they would!!!!!!!!

I do.

Fucking hell, its a wiper blade. Anyway, why do you need THREE wiper blades? Does your minge get THAT wet?

God, Id just LOVE to be a womans sex toy.

What was the score?

No, I think you have it right.

I get your point CA but............

Yes and sometimes elements of life are WRONG!!!!!!!!!

The idea of sleeping in the big outdoors is fine its just the idea of toilets, washing and never feeling clean ( in my minds eye ) and stuff that turns me utterly cold. Each to their own tho.

Nooooooo!!!!! I cant do camping!!!!! A nice log cabin is fine though!