Lord Fellatio Nelson

Bollocks are they!!

I also believe, if my memory serves me well, that it was a Worzel Gummidge thing too.

IIRC, he 'starred' in a few US shows back in the late 70s/80s as did a few other British actors who were vaguely famous. Usually played villains ( surprise surprise ) but never had the air time that some like Wilfred Hyde White and Nigel Stock had.

Wasnt he interviewed earlier this year? Im sure he lives alone in an apartment in London, quite sprightly and mentally sharp too.

I reckon next years DLs trek to Brinsworth House MUST include Denville Hall!!!!!!!!

Post of the week!!!

Ive just read this thread from the start. It started out as boring as fuck then got better 'coz of da bantz' and its ended up as boring as fuck again.

Fucking hell, he is 89!!!!!!! What kind of performance is an 89 year old man supposed to give? He is still lucky he is breathing at that age.

Yeah but he had a lovely brown arm.

Ah!!!!!!!

Blimey, its DL!!! Im sure some members DL will find it perfect for finding possible contenders for 2018.

Can you translate that?

Wouldnt it be fitting if, when he does depart, they bury him at sea.

Pics??

FTFY.

You were on in the days it was good, before Vordermans facial surgery.

I can deffo drive on dangerous roads, they will probably be lethal if Charon is on them at the same time.

Makes perfect sense.

Do i have to wear a kilt and eat haggis?

Anyway.... Its nice to know that there are still utter cunts out there, the sole reason why Im not overly enamoured with the human race. In no particular order, those utter fucking wankers who light up a ciggy then cough their lungs up after every draw of that cancer smoke. The vermin who attempt to hack up a dockers omlette just when you are about to dig into a fried egg at breakfast almost had me punching faces in. People who can clearly see a fucking long queue waiting for the bus to the long stay car park but blatantly push in ( well not in front of me they fucking didnt) knowing that they are pushing in. Luton Airport is a fucking disgrace, undergoing a refit that will turn it from a shit hole into an even bigger one. There is more but I will probably explode.....oh yeah, here is a real good un. Lady FN and I enter the lift at the Hotel ( bastard lifts they were too ) when it stops on the fifth floor. The door opens and what greets us are a couple, festooned with tattoos and both wider than a nymphos legs. The both get in and (((RIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGG))) the lift alarm goes off coz its been overloaded. Now both FNs weigh, about, 152 kilos combined. The lift goes bang at 450 kilos................... Tattooed husband told his wife to get out and wait for the next lift. 100% true.

If it aint broke fuck around with it till it is. Top work that someone!!

I never did do any playground wank as i was shy and had a sheltered upbringing.

Course its good, its a decree ' nice aye' in some parts Bou.

So what ' other countries are starting to overtake the United States on being actual world leaders' then? Russia? China? Germany? Sri Lanka? Dont make me laugh. Listen, it may be harder to take but the fact the US has a fruitcake in charge now means all the other big boys in the playground no longer treat a US president in the same way Hitler treated Chamberlain, this nutcase needs handling with care as he may well actually do what other presidents have threatened but never had a hope of carrying out. Why do you think the Chinese are now actually going so far as to publically condemn North Korea when they never did before? A Wanker Trump may well be but the US is still the Wests biggest and only player on the World stage.