Lord Fellatio Nelson

Im sure Dickie O will move over a bit and share his bed CA

Wasnt Hillary Clinton not accused of covering up serious illness/mental frailty during the Election? She hasnt been seen too much since, maybe the rumours of the time had legs after all.

That claim could be laid against LOADS of Politicians!!

Yeah!! I did take a look at where Denville Hall is in relation to Brinsworth house, its doablen on the Tube, not round the corner but doable. This idea could have legs, I reckon a 2018 DL pilgrimage to the 'Altar of DL worship' or summat is on!!

No chance, I have to tuck it into my sock. Mind you my socks do come all the way up my legs to my crack.

I have no belly, Im hewn from granite or summat

If MK was around he would be wanking into a sock by now.

I assume its because its fucking loud and it will piss all the neighbours off.

To me, thats Posh.

The Violin is also a Double Bass for midgets.

You are now giving away your Posh credentials Bou.

.............and a trombone is a trumpet

Yes

The other buttons are additional to the keys of the instrument. Any Piano player will be able to play a keyboard ( and vice versa) because, essentially, the modern keyboard is a Piano. So there.

Hmmm. So all the keys are in different places?

I had this weird idea for 2018. https://www.google.co.uk/maps/place/Brinsworth+House/@51.4399883,-0.358602,18z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x48760ca35b696e61:0x29fcf52c82f07c2c!8m2!3d51.4399883!4d-0.3575077 There is a Premier Inn literally up the road, eateries and a boozer. A real photo opportunity here and, maybe, a game of Knock down Ginger to see if we can get Dickie O to keep coming to the front door.

Yes it is.

I play with myself.

Tell you what, even at my age, fuck all has gone South or even North, East or West. Ive still got it. I just need to find it.

I really dont know to be honest, there is an article by Greaves which is a bit matter of fact about their relationship on and off the pitch. Greaves considers Gilly to be the best player he ever played with but considers the losing touch with him as all part of life. Maybe they were not the warm brotherly kind of folk that saw longevity in friendships?

Thats beautiful scenery there and a lovely doggie but something is missing...

Aye, I think mine is too. I think Id better do a map of my body.............

Well you know the answer to that then. Go shag a pensioner.

You will find that, IF we actually get such an opportunity, us old uns are quite capable of multitasking.

Unfortunately, for me, no.