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    Jimmy Greaves

    Looking at that picture, I think he did.
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    I was going to answer that with something smart arsed. I cant really.
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    Jimmy Greaves

    Yes its Gilzean. He spent decades away from the club and has only reappeared this year. I think that may have something to do with Greaves condition and the 'life is too short' thing. Second from the left is the welsh wizard Cliff Jones who at 82 looks very well indeed and having seen him on numerous ocassions WALKING up Bill Nicholson Way into the ground I can tell you he is very slight, about 5ft 5 and bloody brilliant. As unassuming as they come, proper old school and loved by the supporters, long may he live.
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    Jimmy Greaves

    Well, today, he was invited to have lunch with the current manager, Pochettino, and some other Spurs legends of his day and later. He does look like a person that 'could go at any minute'
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    Who's Going To Be Around For A While?

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    Who's Going To Be Around For A While?

    Honestly, when im out around parts of Norfolk I cant even get a fucking moby signal let alone roaming shite. We all laughed when a previous CEO promised everybody a minimum of 5 meg, unsurprisingly, he left not long after.
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    Who's Going To Be Around For A While?

    Oh I dunno. She has always had a nose that looked like the head of a pick axe, she could have 'beaked' her way up it, no trouble.
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    You're always going to fucking concerts.
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    I have no idea who Sandra Brown is but, maybe, they should have blown up the show instead.
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    Well..........
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    On the basis that Germany is in full charge of Europe, well the ever extending 'Stretch Armstrong' Europe, it seems, in hindsight, that WW1 and WW2 were a bit pointless.
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    Well, to balance things a tad, the Polish Government is Right Wing and will have more in common with Trump than, say, Merkel. Those that voted them into power may well have been bussed in from all corners of Poland but, surely, so would have all the G20 protestors who have taken to the streets of Europe mob handed. It works both ways. The fact that Trump is an arsehole isnt really relevent, he is Mr President of the most powerful nation on Planet Earth ( probably) and stamping your feet and protesting that he is a said arsehole will acheive absolutely fuck all. Is it REALLY that fucking difficult to figure out that engaging him, massaging his ego and telling him how wonderful he is will get far more out of him than protesting the twats very existence? Politics aint wot it used to be.
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    Nah, dont do 'all inclusive' Chaz, not one to stuff my face and liver morning, noon and night. When Im out there I will take a few pics of the Sun, just so you can see what it looks like and stand infront of the pic for a bit of warmth .
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    I dont drink it here, well very very rarely. Im off to Spain Sunday week, I shall be on the vodka there.
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    Hahaha, you are a massive bell end!! They are NOT old bangers, the only old banger is YOU!!
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    The Dead Of 2017

    She was no Witchy Poo. Billie Hayes is still alive, almost 85.
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    The Dead Of 2017

    At least we have you Lardy, DLs very own Funbags.
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    So its 4.21am and Ive been indoors since 4.05am. I did a days work, 9hrs 20 mins, then went back in at 7pm to do another 9 hrs (ish) on a night job. Its a bit fucking pointless going to sleep now, my back is killing me and I need to wind down. Walker Texas Ranger is on the TV on one of those *channels that you only watch at 4.21am.... I have to think of the money. Edit: *its actually CBS action, which is a load of old wank to be honest.
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    Holiday Thread

    I think you have over estimated the importance of that date to us...
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    FIFA World Cup Players

    FTFY
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    Drunk? Bored?? Psychopath???

    Thats where you have been going wrong. Most of us post shite.
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    Wrestlers/actors

    He always played the baddie. Still looks like a hard and nasty bastard.
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    British Science Fiction Series

    He also got a ban for drink driving. I will watch it if he becomes the new Doctor. The only times ive watched the latest series has been when everybody else in it has been out and over acted by Michelle Gomez and John Simm. Its actually good when they are in it.
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