Lord Fellatio Nelson

Well not all the time.

The thread proves that 'the good old days' were not quite as good as we are to believe.

Newscaster, the Beebs voice of Classical Music and, of course, the narrator of Mary Mungo and Midge is 92. Like, he is NINETY TWO!!! He could be ill or summat.

Willz deciding to block you is akin to finding out that the person who passed you up as a teenager when you were looking for a leg up into the music industry was actually Jonathan King.

Thank fuck he didnt work in a Hospital here. He could have killed dozens.

Im not sure he would be able to, I mean, he could go at any time. He is a ticking time bomb ffs!!!

I suspect a good few adult males that you wouldnt leave your kids with find it quite popular too.

Was it something I said?

Look, Id not put ANYBODY through that Toastie.

If Derek Griffiths goes I will completely lose it.

Ive tried Google Translate Jocko and no can do. Can you translate that for me?

Im not shutting down voices, Im observing that you are boring the fucking tits off of 92.7% of the forum with your Political shit posting. If you can show me the sheer volume of my Susanna Reid/Car posts that get anywhere near the volume of your posts on here? There is venting and there is venting, you appear to be unable to vent unless its about The Tories/ May/Brexit etc etc Im cool enough fella, maybe you need to go out, see life and stop fucking posting shite on this bastard thread!!

Yeah, he is!!

Tell that to Charon, he doesnt give any fucks. Its the way forwards.

Dont we all in some way? Thats why some of us live our lives to the full or carry onwards or summat. Things wont necessarily get better, it might be like the 70s again or the 1930s again, we may even end up with 20,000 nurses recreating the Jarrow March. One thing that IS for certain is that your continual posting and bleating about how shit everything is blah blah blah solves absolutely FUCK ALL. It doesnt make things better, it doesnt inform us, educate us or get us mobilised to march on Downing Street. Most of what you post now comes under the 'No Shit Shelock' heading, your posts all follow the same old theme and go over and over the same old ground. Yes, its a Political thread and nobody can tell you not to post but, for fuck sakes at least post something new that, maybe we dont know. You are sounding like the people you and all of us have little time for, droning Politicians that bore the tits off of people.

Your a bit fucked then. Never mind.

Renting a home does not mean that you leave weeds outside your front door to grow 6ft high, your wheelie bins, overflowing with shite, on the path blocking people ( especially when you are a cunt that parks on the pavement too) and have numerous cardboard boxes laying all over the fucking drive at the back because you forgot to put out the recycling bin when everybody else remembered to. Basically, because you cant give many fucks about where you live, other people will start to get a bit pissed off and will want to cave your wank faced fucking heads in. I will.

Does your whole life revolve around bashing Politicians/Politics?? Hey, buy a fast car and go and drive it, go and get laid good and proper, have a holiday in the Sun and chill, get pissed and wake up hung over, go and have a go on the swings ( i did that at midnight a while back and it was ace) learn to play the saxophone, watch every episode of The Young Ones, shout 'BOGEY!! in your local library, marvel at the weather which gave us sunstroke last week and webbed feet this. Grow your own vegetables, smell roses, go shopping for clothes, go swimming on a sunday morning, cut all sugar from your diet, eat healthily, walk in the cracks of pavements and stick little flags in dog turds on the footpaths. Do ANYTHING that will keep you from posting Political statements/thoughts/views over and over and over again. I think everybody has had their fill of Politics now, its fucking boring and there is more to life which will go on, irrespective of who the fucks in charge, what deal we get or dont get. Let it go.

Cat and RHP have eloped to another place where moderator status could be bestowed upon them.

Susie Dent is a bit fit ( IMHO) and listening to her say CUNT umpteen times has given me a right stiffy, I can tell you!!

Whats the deal with 'Findadeath' forum? Looks a bit shite.

I thought that was Elvis.

Yeah but, seriously, NOBODY tells knob jokes like you do!